The Royal Wedding Barbie You Didn't Even Know You Needed

Just when you were starting to worry that you wouldn't have enough preciously small commemorative dolls to properly celebrate the one-year anniversary of Prince William and Kate Middleton, Mattel has come through for you. They've announced they are releasing the Royal Wedding William and Catherine Doll Set, which as… » 2/15/12 11:15pm 2/15/12 11:15pm

How Much Did The Twilight: Breaking Dawn Wedding Cost?


Now that the Twilight Wedding of the Century is out in theaters and we have fed ourselves on its succulent romantic juices, we can get down to doing what you do after any good wedding: gossiping about how much it cost! Luckily, the folks at Centives have done the hard work for us, and the grand total for the whole… » 11/20/11 2:35pm 11/20/11 2:35pm

Today Uses Halloween To Remind Us Of Extensive & Overdone Royal Wedding…

NBC ran weeks of royal wedding coverage this summer. Obviously it wasn't enough, since the entire cast of the Today show was dressed as the royal family this morning. Ann Curry was Kate Middleton, Natalie Morales was Pippa, Matt Lauer was Prince William, and Al Roker was Prince Harry. Hoda and Kathie Lee were Eugenie… » 10/31/11 12:35pm 10/31/11 12:35pm

Kate Middleton's Gown Fails To Revolutionize Bridal Industry

Though the Duchess Formerly Known As Kate is the first human to ever think of putting sleeves on a wedding gown (according to hysterical royal watchers) her Sarah Burton-designed gown seems to have had little effect on Bridal Fashion Week, which is currently underway in New York. Designer Gregory Nato said, "That… » 10/17/11 11:56pm 10/17/11 11:56pm

Anna Wintour Will Put Kate Middleton On The Cover Of Vogue, Or Die…

Anna Wintour is apparently campaigning to get Kate Middleton on the cover of American Vogue. Duchess Shinyhair-Upon-Tyne is basically the ladymag world's biggest get right about now, so the "news" here is that Wintour is essentially behaving like any editor with a scintilla of news judgment, ever. Only… » 9/26/11 1:55pm 9/26/11 1:55pm

Kate Middleton's Wedding Gown Recreated With 5,000 Balloons

Balloon artist Thelma Levett has accomplished an impressive feat: Constructing a wedding gown for her daughter Vicky using 5,000 knotted and inflated balloons. It's also ostensibly a replica of Kate Middleton's gown, because there are lace sleeves attached. As we all know, the Duchess was the first person to ever wear… » 7/31/11 9:45pm 7/31/11 9:45pm

Brides Still Can't Get Over The Royal Wedding

We're pretty sure it was the editors of Brides who bought up all those china plates and dish towels emblazoned with Kate and William's faces. In the August issue they report on the groundbreaking "new ideas" introduced by the royal wedding. Namely, sleeves on wedding gowns. We suggest you capture the magic of the Duke… » 7/27/11 1:55pm 7/27/11 1:55pm

Kate Middleton Looked At Her Wedding Dress With The Queen

Kate Middleton's Alexander McQueen wedding dress, along with her veil, shoes and jewelry, goes on public display at Buckingham Palace starting tomorrow. Middleton and her grandmother-in-law just checked out the exhibition, which we know because the Official Royal Twitterer (The Lady Of The Tweets? The Keeper Of Her… » 7/22/11 12:12pm 7/22/11 12:12pm

Three Weeks Later, Wrongest Royal Wedding Correspondent Still Mad She…

Yvonne Yorke, the Huffington Post's "award-winning journalist and Royal Contributor" is still steamed that her biggest "scoop" about Kate and William's nuptials — Yorke claimed she knew "undoubtedly" that a designer named Sophie Cranston was making the wedding dress — was just flat-out wrong. » 5/23/11 1:50pm 5/23/11 1:50pm

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Donald Trump is very proud of himself, something happened to Rupert Everett's face, and celebrate the royal wedding with cat food. » 4/29/11 7:30pm 4/29/11 7:30pm

You'd think that when Obama finally released his long-form birth certificate, Trump would've been embarrassed for the way he's behaved…

Every Wrong Prediction About The Royal Wedding Dress

It's Bruce Oldfield! It's Alice Temperley! It's Sophie Cranston! It's a Young British Designer You've Never Heard Of! It's Daniela Issa Helayel! In the months between the announcement of Kate Middleton's engagement to Prince William and their marriage today, reporters, "royal correspondents," and the random people… » 4/29/11 6:15pm 4/29/11 6:15pm