If you were worried that Queen Elizabeth II was going to freeze to death, destitute and penniless on the cold rainy Little Match Girl streets of London this year, you can relax — the UK government has just given her a raise. From now on, instead of making £HOLYSHIT per year, she'll be pulling in £OHMYGODAREYOUSERIOUS…
Postdam, Germany, Aug 27: Georg Friedrich Ferdinand Prince of Prussia and Princess Sophie of Prussia smile during their ride in a historical carriage after the religious wedding ceremony in the Friedenskirche Potsdam. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)
Yesterday, Zara Phillips and Mike Tindall, two wealthy British people who are very important and thus worthy of consideration, were married. Princess Duchess Shinylocks Kate attended and dared wear the same coat she wore five years ago.
Kate Middleton has never stepped out in some Gaga-esque getup, yet she's managed to stir up an international controversy over her attire. The Duchess' fashion choices are purposely conservative, but now many are complaining that her fondness for nude pantyhose is hopelessly old fashioned.
Newlywed Princess Charlene hasn't always been as confident in her marriage to Monaco's Prince Albert as she appeared during her wedding Saturday. Apparently the newly minted royal tried to flee the tiny principality three times before her big day, only to have her passport confiscated to keep her around.
I don't know if you heard, but a royal wedding happened. People got really into it.
So, that happened. After years of dating (or scheming to get her man, depending on which sources you believe) Kate Middleton has finally married her prince. But this is no storybook, and in real life the tabloids don't let anyone live happily ever after. Here's a peek at what Kate can expect in the next few decades of…
She's going to sleep! In a bed! Presumably, she'll lay her shiny, shiny locks upon her unprincess pillow and dream dreams of crowns and sparkles and castles, alone for the very last time.
And of course it's on Lifetime.
Yet another rumor has it that Kate Middleton, Future Princes Shinyhair and serenader of forest creatures and wearer of crowns, has chosen a designer for the dress she'll wear when she weds Prince Toothsome Grin in a little over a month— the house of the late designer Alexander McQueen. Creative director Sarah Burton…
Royal wedding themed condoms: for those special times when Harry Potter: Protect Your Wand condoms would be too undignified.
Bad news for those hoping to catch a glimpse of Kate and William on their wedding day: London subway drivers are threatening to strike due to a dispute over holiday pay, so plan to take your horse-drawn pumpkin carriage instead.
Brides in Great Britain are worried, very worried! What if their wedding falls on the same day as the wedding between Prince Awesome and Future Princess Shinyhair?!
For a week, we have tried to ignore the lurid details revealed in a new tell-all about the Swedish monarch. We can no longer. So let's get this over with and then never speak of it again.
Want to get a glimpse into Buckingham Palace? Queen Elizabeth II of England has just launched her own YouTube video site, The Royal Channel, which fetaures archival footage of the Queen and new segments on royal "daily life." (Wake up? Play with Corgies? Drink tea? Contemplate mixing up the gene pool?) Queen Elizabeth…