Queen of England has been Queening So Hard Lately that the Taxpayers are Giving Her an Enormous Raise

If you were worried that Queen Elizabeth II was going to freeze to death, destitute and penniless on the cold rainy Little Match Girl streets of London this year, you can relax — the UK government has just given her a raise. From now on, instead of making £HOLYSHIT per year, she'll be pulling in £OHMYGODAREYOUSERIOUS… »6/21/12 6:40pm6/21/12 6:40pm

Will the Royal Wedding Feature Lobster Claw Shoes?

Yet another rumor has it that Kate Middleton, Future Princes Shinyhair and serenader of forest creatures and wearer of crowns, has chosen a designer for the dress she'll wear when she weds Prince Toothsome Grin in a little over a month— the house of the late designer Alexander McQueen. Creative director Sarah Burton… »3/06/11 5:49pm3/06/11 5:49pm