Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is PISSED About Rosie Possibly Rejoining The View

Aaaaaahahaahahahaahahahaaha. World's sourest little grape Elisabeth Hasselbeck called in to Fox & Friends today to express her ABSOLUTE OUTRAGE that horrid anti-American professional troop-maker-cryer Rosie O'Donnell is in talks to rejoin the cast of The View. You may remember O'Donnell and Hasselbeck's relationship… » 7/09/14 8:00pm 7/09/14 8:00pm

Barbara Walters Is Having an Exceptionally Dumb Week

Earlier this week, Barbara Walters decided to use her platform on The View to share her fascinating opinion that Woody Allen can't have molested Dylan Farrow because she's seen him be nice to his new children. On Thursday, she implied that it's been an open secret around ABC that Elizabeth Vargas is an alcoholic. And… » 2/07/14 2:20pm 2/07/14 2:20pm

Paula Deen's Dream Dinner Party Waiters: Black Slaves in White Jackets

Paula Deen was questioned for three hours regarding the $1.2 million lawsuit filed by the general manager of their Savannah restaurant last year, which alleged that Paula and her brother Bubba made black and white employees use separate bathrooms, threw the N-word around, repeatedly told racist and sexist jokes, and … » 6/19/13 9:00am 6/19/13 9:00am

Jennifer Lopez Pissed About This Truly Hideous Magazine Cover

Despite the claim on this week's People magazine cover, Jennifer Lopez DOES have one regret: Camp J. Lo is intensely unhappy with the cover photo, accompanying an interview with the star that is timed precisely to upstage Mariah Carey's judging stint on American Idol. Unfortunately, the plan backfired, as Lopez… » 1/18/13 9:00am 1/18/13 9:00am

Amber Tamblyn and David Cross's Wedding Was Basically an Alt-Music…

"Yo La Tengo playing Superchunk, Mission of Burma and Pixies covers" is one unsurprising description of Amber Tamblyn and David Cross' cool-as-fuck nuptials. Tobias Fünke, 48, and Joan of Arcadia, 29, have been dating for the last four years, and this is the first marriage for both of them. Filmmaker Lance Bangs, in… » 10/08/12 9:00am 10/08/12 9:00am

Prince Harry's Royal Peen Caught on Video!

The rumblings around the castle are ominous this week: the now-infamous Prince Harry Naked Bear Hug-Gate photos are only the tip of the iceberg, say Vegas sources, and the royal media will soon have to contend with "something pretty gigantic" (LOLOLOL pun). It appears that there's actually video of the Prince partying… » 8/28/12 9:00am 8/28/12 9:00am

Naked Prince Harry's Royal Jewels Take World By Storm

The Ryan Lochte/Prince Harry Vegas bacchanal news continues, now with additional cavorting! Undoubtedly under the spell of jeah, England's prodigal son Harry played a game of strip pool in Las Vegas that ended with him butt-naked, freaking with the girl next door (see above), and Wales lawyers were undoubtedly like,… » 8/22/12 9:00am 8/22/12 9:00am

Jennifer Aniston Disappoints the World by Handling Brad and Angelina's…

It was only moments after news of the Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie engagement broke that the entire world turned its lonely eye to Jennifer Aniston and began speculating about how she was taking it. Well, now it seems like we have reliable word on her reaction, and you may be surprised to know it doesn't involve a plan to… » 4/26/12 8:00pm 4/26/12 8:00pm

Rosie O'Donnell Appoints Herself Boss of Lindsay Lohan, Says She Sucks…

While appearing on the Today Show's lame "The Professionals" segment this morning, Rosie O'Donnell took it upon herself to become a "professional" bossypants. She declared Lindsay Lohan unfit to work and called her a terrible choice to play Elizabeth Taylor. Who knew Rosie was such a passionate anti-Lohanite? » 4/24/12 8:00pm 4/24/12 8:00pm

After Five Straight Seasons of Partying, Jersey Shore's The Situation…

It looks like The Situation finally got himself into one situation that he couldn't handle. A source has just revealed to TMZ that Mike Sorrentino, he of Jersey Shore ab fame, has checked into an inpatient rehab program for substance abuse problems. Well, this will certainly throw yet another wrinkle into the newest… » 3/20/12 8:00pm 3/20/12 8:00pm

Rosie O’Donnell’s Show Cancelled for Sucking

Just a day late for the Ides of March, Oprah Winfery's faltering OWN network announced that it will cancel Rosie O'Donnell's eponymous talk show, The Rosie Show. But why? you ask. It's actually quite simple — nobody's tuning in, despite occasional spikes in viewership from an Oprah-hosted interview series and… » 3/17/12 11:00am 3/17/12 11:00am

Chelsea Handler Would Never Sleep With A Dwarf Because It'd Be 'Child…

Rosie O'Donnell and Chelsea Handler have gotten themselves into some super-sized trouble with the little person community. The two were chatting on Rosie's show when O'Donnell confessed, "I'm a little ashamed about it [but] I have a mild fear or anxiety around little people." Handler then went on to say some pretty… » 2/15/12 8:00pm 2/15/12 8:00pm