In today's Tweet Beat, I admire Farrah's confidence, somebody help Roseanne Barr and Kanye is probably trying to tell us something.

Roseanne is pretty much the best. Her show was great (all her shows were) and the woman has literally lived on a nut farm! But yesterday, Roseanne posted and deleted a photo that was not just uncool, it was downright offensive, making fun of both the Bill Cosby rape allegations and domestic violence.

In today's Tweet Beat, Samantha Ronson is listening to the world's best song, Roseanne Barr says something about Courtney Love that sounds about right and Faye Dunaway is not to be trifled with.

In today's Tweet Beat, George Takei delivers a CLASSIC joke about your time of the month, Justin Bieber is just shy and Roseanne Barr defines the patriarchy.

In today's Tweet Beat, Roseanne Barr is all about her new hot bod, Erykah Badu is really into her new hat/would like to be pregnant and and Willow Smith has some amazingly wise advice.

In today's Tweet Beat, Roseanne Barr continues her hate of Chuck Lorre and spreads it over to Ashton Kutcher, Chelsea Clinton uses some great, child-appropriate hashtags and Alan Cumming is still so cool.

Earlier today, Lindy read aloud some of the horrific comments she received after appearing on Totally Biased to debate rape jokes in comedy. The comments are disturbing to say the least, and lots of funny, smart people came to Lindy's defense, with one notable exception. The shocking voice of dissent? Roseanne Barr.

A rape case in Steubenville, Ohio, involving some members of the city's beloved football team has drawn national attention. The Times said that it was a notable case because it was "a sexual assault accusation in the age of social media, when teenagers are capturing much of their lives on their camera phones ... and…

All those Antique Roadshow marathons seem to have poured some glitter gas back into Robert Pattinson's PR sparkle tank and gotten him through two major New York appearances. First, Rob visited Jon Stewart, who played a spirited round of Very Concerned Camp Counselor on the Daily Show. ("What are we doing here? Are you…

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having a big, expensive party at their French chateau this weekend and everyone is speculating they're going to get married even though they said it's being thrown in honor of Brad's parents Bill and Jane. "There's a real buzz around the estate," said their good friend Anonymous Source.

You know how Gillian Anderson just broke up with her man-friend? And you know how David Duchovny got "quietly divorced" from Tea Leoni because of his sex addiction? And remember that stupid boner-deflating shit they pulled in the 2nd X-Files movie where they "revealed" that Mulder and Scully have just been totally…

Here are some spooky through-the-bushes pictures of Nat Port's wedding to Benjamin Human Centipede: Full Sequence, which was vegan and Jewish and French and on the Big Sur coast and sounds nice, although I'm not sure about that dress. They had macarons instead of cake, and guests (including Diane Sawyer, Mike Nichols,…

How does a presidential debate that pits Roseanne Barr against Mitt Romney and Barack Obama sound to you? If it sounds like possibly the most entertaining debate ever — complete with a whole reel of Mittens' awkward fidgeting — then you might be willing to listen to the Peace and Freedom Party's pitch to be included…

Jill Stein, a Massachusetts physician, and Cheri Honkala (whose epithet in NPR's report is "formerly homeless single mother") secured the Green Party's coveted presidential and vice-presidential nominations on Saturday. Stein secured 193.5 delegates, compared to comedian and avid motorcyclist Roseanne Barr's 72,…

After serious journalistic reports came in that Sofia Vergara was wearing a "sparkly ring," we sat up all night, vigilant, waiting to see if she had indeed been proposed to on her Mexican vacation with boyfriend Nick Loeb. (Remember that scene in Secretary when she's sitting at the desk in her wedding gown for days…

Madonna's 15-year-old daughter, Lourdes, was caught on camera smoking a cigarette, and Madonna is NOT happy about it. So how does a woman who has made her living by pushing the envelope discipline her daughter for doing the very same thing? So far it involves giving interviews about the incident, but Madonna might…

If you feel that the Republican debates aren't providing enough political car-crash entertainment for your liking, you can bet your sweet bippy that Roseanne Barr will shake things up – because she's filed the paperwork to run for president of the United States! Angling for a Green Party nomination, she promises to…