Roseanne Makes Awful Joke About Being Assaulted By Bill Cosby

Roseanne is pretty much the best. Her show was great (all her shows were) and the woman has literally lived on a nut farm! But yesterday, Roseanne posted and deleted a photo that was not just uncool, it was downright offensive, making fun of both the Bill Cosby rape allegations and domestic violence. » 11/27/14 12:30pm 11/27/14 12:30pm

Do Not Waste Faye Dunaway's Time With Your Unclassy Questions

In today's Tweet Beat, Samantha Ronson is listening to the world's best song, Roseanne Barr says something about Courtney Love that sounds about right and Faye Dunaway is not to be trifled with. » 5/12/14 7:30pm 5/12/14 7:30pm

George Takei Tells the Ultimate Period Joke

In today's Tweet Beat, George Takei delivers a CLASSIC joke about your time of the month, Justin Bieber is just shy and Roseanne Barr defines the patriarchy. » 5/08/14 7:30pm 5/08/14 7:30pm

Roseanne Barr and Rosie O'Donnell Don't Mind If You Confuse Them

In today's Tweet Beat, Roseanne Barr is all about her new hot bod, Erykah Badu is really into her new hat/would like to be pregnant and and Willow Smith has some amazingly wise advice. » 4/23/14 7:30pm 4/23/14 7:30pm

Roseanne Barr Accuses Chuck Lorre and Ashton Kutcher of Joke Stealing

In today's Tweet Beat, Roseanne Barr continues her hate of Chuck Lorre and spreads it over to Ashton Kutcher, Chelsea Clinton uses some great, child-appropriate hashtags and Alan Cumming is still so cool. » 10/04/13 7:30pm 10/04/13 7:30pm

Sitcom legend and noted lover of this website Roseanne Barr might be heading back to television. Deadline reports that NBC wants to pick up a "family comedy" that Barr has co-written with Linda Wallem, who created Nurse Jackie. This is the first project that Barr would star in since her reality show Roseanne's Nuts;… » 6/28/13 6:15pm 6/28/13 6:15pm

WTF Is Going on With Roseanne?

Earlier today, Lindy read aloud some of the horrific comments she received after appearing on Totally Biased to debate rape jokes in comedy. The comments are disturbing to say the least, and lots of funny, smart people came to Lindy's defense, with one notable exception. The shocking voice of dissent? Roseanne Barr. » 6/04/13 10:30pm 6/04/13 10:30pm

Why is Roseanne Barr Aligning Herself with Anonymous and Calling…

A rape case in Steubenville, Ohio, involving some members of the city's beloved football team has drawn national attention. The Times said that it was a notable case because it was "a sexual assault accusation in the age of social media, when teenagers are capturing much of their lives on their camera phones ... and… » 12/29/12 2:30pm 12/29/12 2:30pm

Robert Pattinson Eats Ice Cream on The Daily Show, Jokes About His Spanx

All those Antique Roadshow marathons seem to have poured some glitter gas back into Robert Pattinson's PR sparkle tank and gotten him through two major New York appearances. First, Rob visited Jon Stewart, who played a spirited round of Very Concerned Camp Counselor on the Daily Show. ("What are we doing here? Are you… » 8/14/12 9:00am 8/14/12 9:00am

Brad and Angelina's Secret Wedding Is Probs Not a Wedding

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having a big, expensive party at their French chateau this weekend and everyone is speculating they're going to get married even though they said it's being thrown in honor of Brad's parents Bill and Jane. "There's a real buzz around the estate," said their good friend Anonymous Source. » 8/10/12 9:00am 8/10/12 9:00am

David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson Might Be 'Probing Each Other's…

You know how Gillian Anderson just broke up with her man-friend? And you know how David Duchovny got "quietly divorced" from Tea Leoni because of his sex addiction? And remember that stupid boner-deflating shit they pulled in the 2nd X-Files movie where they "revealed" that Mulder and Scully have just been totally… » 8/08/12 8:30pm 8/08/12 8:30pm

Natalie Portman's Cakeless Vegan Wedding Sounds Lovely

Here are some spooky through-the-bushes pictures of Nat Port's wedding to Benjamin Human Centipede: Full Sequence, which was vegan and Jewish and French and on the Big Sur coast and sounds nice, although I'm not sure about that dress. They had macarons instead of cake, and guests (including Diane Sawyer, Mike Nichols,… » 8/07/12 9:00am 8/07/12 9:00am

Roseanne Is the Newest Presidential Candidate You Probably Won’t Be…

How does a presidential debate that pits Roseanne Barr against Mitt Romney and Barack Obama sound to you? If it sounds like possibly the most entertaining debate ever — complete with a whole reel of Mittens' awkward fidgeting — then you might be willing to listen to the Peace and Freedom Party's pitch to be included… » 8/05/12 3:30pm 8/05/12 3:30pm

Jill Stein Wins Green Party Nomination in Spite of Roseanne’s Fame

Jill Stein, a Massachusetts physician, and Cheri Honkala (whose epithet in NPR's report is "formerly homeless single mother") secured the Green Party's coveted presidential and vice-presidential nominations on Saturday. Stein secured 193.5 delegates, compared to comedian and avid motorcyclist Roseanne Barr's 72,… » 7/15/12 11:30am 7/15/12 11:30am

Sofia Vergara Is Engaged and the Mayan Gods Are Pleased

After serious journalistic reports came in that Sofia Vergara was wearing a "sparkly ring," we sat up all night, vigilant, waiting to see if she had indeed been proposed to on her Mexican vacation with boyfriend Nick Loeb. (Remember that scene in Secretary when she's sitting at the desk in her wedding gown for days… » 7/11/12 9:00am 7/11/12 9:00am

Madonna Publicly Scolds Lourdes for Getting Caught Smoking a Cigarette

Madonna's 15-year-old daughter, Lourdes, was caught on camera smoking a cigarette, and Madonna is NOT happy about it. So how does a woman who has made her living by pushing the envelope discipline her daughter for doing the very same thing? So far it involves giving interviews about the incident, but Madonna might… » 4/18/12 8:00pm 4/18/12 8:00pm

Roseanne Barr Announces She'll Be Your Next President

If you feel that the Republican debates aren't providing enough political car-crash entertainment for your liking, you can bet your sweet bippy that Roseanne Barr will shake things up – because she's filed the paperwork to run for president of the United States! Angling for a Green Party nomination, she promises to… » 2/03/12 9:00am 2/03/12 9:00am

Roseanne Tells Autocorrect to Fuck Off

In today's Tweet Beat, Roseanne has some serious accusations for autocorrect, NeNe Leakes is on the set of Glee and Chloe Moretz gets starstruck.
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Roseanne Barr Will Remain On Your Television Sets

Roseanne Barr has been in-your-face and brutally honest this year, yet somehow, it looks to be working in her favor. After she spoke out about what it was like to be a woman the the television industry, she was given a reality series. When Roseanne's Nuts was canceled after one season, Barr was vocal about it on her … » 10/01/11 7:00pm 10/01/11 7:00pm