Vote today, you guys! Vote! OK? Even if you're just a sycophant with no political leanings, vote because your favorite celebrities want you to. As Jay-Z substituted "Mitt" for "bitch" onstage during "99 Problems" at an Ohio rally for President Obama, Beyonce was at home writing a very nice letter to our president: "You are… Read… 11/06/12 9:00am 11/06/12 9:00am

The red carpet for Roseanne's Comedy Central Roast wasn't red at all, but the textured, cheap, crappy brown carpet popularized in the late '70s/early '80s. With a front door entrance, hanging coats and twood paneling and wallpaper, the entire step-and-repeat was styled after the infamous living room from Roseanne.… Read… 8/06/12 1:00pm 8/06/12 1:00pm

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Kathy Griffin gives Piers Morgan a hard time, Colleen Camp is ornery, and Anderson Cooper takes aim at Chris Brown. Read… 8/05/11 5:51pm 8/05/11 5:51pm

Today in Tweet Beat, Roseanne has a very interesting platform for her potential political career. Plus, Eli Roth has a painful flashback of his deadly run in with a sea urchin. Discuss… 7/08/11 7:30pm 7/08/11 7:30pm

Today in Tweet Beat, Aubrey O'Day wants to know what you would say if you had the world's attention. Plus, Roseanne goes on a bizarre "No Fat Chicks" tirade. Discuss… 7/06/11 7:30pm 7/06/11 7:30pm

Today in Tweet Beat, everyone from the Kardashians to the Real Housewives have an opinion on Casey Anthony's acquittal. Discuss… 7/05/11 7:30pm 7/05/11 7:30pm

Today in Tweet Beat, Hugh Hefner's ex Holly Madison is not upset about his recent breakup. Plus, Hef gets tons of other celebrity proposals. Discuss… 6/15/11 7:30pm 6/15/11 7:30pm

Today in Tweet Beat, the infamous Long Island Lolita has bowed out of the adult entertainment industry with the help of Dr. Drew. Plus, take a look at Jonah Hill's child glamor shots. Discuss… 5/24/11 7:53pm 5/24/11 7:53pm

Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Stephen Baldwin, Candace Cameron and Ice-T figure out their plans for when the world ends tomorrow. Discuss… 5/20/11 7:43pm 5/20/11 7:43pm

Y'know, they don't call us "viewers" for nothing. When you change a major element of a show, we notice. The latest: Cougar Town's creator has reportedly said that he might change that show's awful title. Okay, now it's getting insulting. Read… 6/16/10 2:30pm 6/16/10 2:30pm

Not only does the blog Third and Delaware immortalize all the awesome outfits from Roseanne, but it also provides a plethora of perfect "bitch, please" faces. Talk about killing two bird (sweaters) with one stone. [Third & Delaware, via NYMag] Discuss… 2/12/10 11:20am 2/12/10 11:20am

Some people think so! If I had to choose, I'd pick Three's Company, Miami Vice and Punky Brewster. [Third And Delaware via JDBRecords] Discuss… 1/14/10 7:45pm 1/14/10 7:45pm

• Mayumi Heene has admitted that the entire "Balloon Boy" story was a hoax. According to a recently released search warrant affidavit, "the motive for the fabricated story was to make the Heene family more marketable for future media interest." [Reuters]
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An over-the-counter paternity test will soon be available in Britain. The kit's just £30 (about $50), but it costs an extra £119 to send away to a lab in New Mexico for the results. • Read… 7/17/09 5:30pm 7/17/09 5:30pm

Last night, Roseanne appeared on Tavis Smiley, where she talked about advice she received from male comedians early in her career. She says she learned that feminists who act like men aren't able to communicate with other women very well. Discuss… 6/19/09 11:00am 6/19/09 11:00am

More than 15 years later, the episode in which Dan, Roseanne, and Jackie all get stoned, still holds up as one of the funniest (and most relatable?) scenes from a family sitcom. And lucky for us, it aired earlier today. Discuss… 6/05/09 4:40pm 6/05/09 4:40pm

• Matt Lauer flipped over the handlebars of his bicycle this weekend when a deer ran in front of him. Meredith Viera thought this was hilarious, but Lauer needs surgery for a separated shoulder. [Entertainment Tonight]
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Roseanne has shared some wacky opinions in the past, but her latest blog posts claim she's only "masquerading as an earthly being." And apparently the mystical creature living inside her likes to blog! [Roseanne World] Discuss… 3/17/09 6:20pm 3/17/09 6:20pm

• New details on Rihanna: The warrant detailing the entire assault has been released, her family says she's changed her contact information, and her rep isn't denying that she and Chris are engaged.
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• McCain campaign claims that it didn't keep a lot of those Fashiongate duds: "about a third of it was returned immediately" when they didn't fit. Yes, that'd be $50,000 worth. [AP]
• Roseanne offers a McCain-Palin Hitler smiley-face tee on her website. Genocide sensitivity: ur doin it rong. [Oh No They Didn't]
• Tom Ford makes … Read… 10/27/08 11:30am 10/27/08 11:30am

• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson: On the rocks??? Apparently LL loves to party and Sam is shuns the spotlight; plus Sam's a thoughtful person and isn't sure how she comes across in this "celebrity romance." Gah. [Daily Mail]
• Wait a minute! Sam proposed?! While she and Lindsay were on vacay in Mexico! With a Cartier… Read… 10/14/08 9:00am 10/14/08 9:00am