Man's Attempt to Play Gay to Help a Friend Backfires Spectacularly

It started out innocently enough (it always does) — one man pretends to be gay for a single dinner party to help a friend out. As lies do, this one sucked in the friend's family, free time, and living situation. And, before he knew it, the Helpful Man found that the lie had spiraled completely and entirely out of… » 7/21/14 6:15pm 7/21/14 6:15pm

Of Course the Most Annoying Craigslist Ad Ever Is from San Francisco

Once upon a time, a long long time ago (ok, a year and a half), I lived amongst the techies and burners of San Francisco. I'll always love that beautiful city for its breathtaking views and burritos, but Christ did all that chillness stress me the fuck out. I never felt more like a neurotic high-strung misfit than the… » 2/07/13 4:30pm 2/07/13 4:30pm

Should Your Landlord Dictate Who Ends Up In Your Bed?

Has your landlord ever banned you from having your significant other sleep over, and if so, was it legal? Depends where you live, but in the case of one redditor who rents a basement from a home owner who told him his girlfriend wasn't welcome, it's against the law — probably. (In Alberta, where he lives, tenant's… » 9/10/12 5:20pm 9/10/12 5:20pm

"How Do I Tell My Roommate She Has Sex Too Loudly?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, we're takin' it to the streets, or rather, the park, to seek out those in need of our valuable insight. Rich, tiny pianist Gavin… » 5/30/08 6:00pm 5/30/08 6:00pm

"How Do I Tell My Boyfriend About My Yeast Infection?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs. Really.) In this episode, my friend till the end, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like abortion scams, diabetic drinkers, and rim jobs. Got a… » 5/09/08 4:20pm 5/09/08 4:20pm

The Hills: Audrina Is Shut Out Of Lauren & Lo's Boston Marriage

Is there ever not friendship tension expressed in awkward silence between the girls on The Hills? Lo is clearly getting territorial towards Lauren, a battle that is made easier for her by Audrina living in the guest house. Shockingly, Audrina was able to confide in JustinBobby about the whole thing, and instead of… » 5/06/08 1:00pm 5/06/08 1:00pm

Judge Judy Does Not Approve Of American Apparel-Inspired Photography

Today on Judge Judy, a group of litigious, female, 19-year-old roommates were featured, angry over a bunch of crap like unpaid rent and belongings. The defendant claimed that she knew that her former roommates stole her underwear because she saw one of them posed provocatively in the panties on MySpace. The girl… » 4/22/08 6:00pm 4/22/08 6:00pm

The Hills: The Triumphant Return Of JustinBobby!

JustinBobby came back on the scene on last night's episode of The Hills, and we couldn't be happier. Of course, Lauren got all pissed off about it, because she makes a big stinkin' deal out of having both friend and boyfriend approval of the people she lives with. Particularly awkward was fact that both Heidi and… » 4/22/08 11:00am 4/22/08 11:00am