Of Course the Most Annoying Craigslist Ad Ever Is from San Francisco

Once upon a time, a long long time ago (ok, a year and a half), I lived amongst the techies and burners of San Francisco. I'll always love that beautiful city for its breathtaking views and burritos, but Christ did all that chillness stress me the fuck out. I never felt more like a neurotic high-strung misfit than the… » 2/07/13 4:30pm 2/07/13 4:30pm

Should Your Landlord Dictate Who Ends Up In Your Bed?

Has your landlord ever banned you from having your significant other sleep over, and if so, was it legal? Depends where you live, but in the case of one redditor who rents a basement from a home owner who told him his girlfriend wasn't welcome, it's against the law — probably. (In Alberta, where he lives, tenant's… » 9/10/12 5:20pm 9/10/12 5:20pm

"How Do I Tell My Roommate She Has Sex Too Loudly?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, we're takin' it to the streets, or rather, the park, to seek out those in need of our valuable insight. Rich, tiny pianist Gavin… » 5/30/08 6:00pm 5/30/08 6:00pm

"How Do I Tell My Boyfriend About My Yeast Infection?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs. Really.) In this episode, my friend till the end, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like abortion scams, diabetic drinkers, and rim jobs. Got a… » 5/09/08 4:20pm 5/09/08 4:20pm

The Hills: Audrina Is Shut Out Of Lauren & Lo's Boston Marriage

Is there ever not friendship tension expressed in awkward silence between the girls on The Hills? Lo is clearly getting territorial towards Lauren, a battle that is made easier for her by Audrina living in the guest house. Shockingly, Audrina was able to confide in JustinBobby about the whole thing, and instead of… » 5/06/08 1:00pm 5/06/08 1:00pm

Judge Judy Does Not Approve Of American Apparel-Inspired Photography

Today on Judge Judy, a group of litigious, female, 19-year-old roommates were featured, angry over a bunch of crap like unpaid rent and belongings. The defendant claimed that she knew that her former roommates stole her underwear because she saw one of them posed provocatively in the panties on MySpace. The girl… » 4/22/08 6:00pm 4/22/08 6:00pm

The Hills: The Triumphant Return Of JustinBobby!

JustinBobby came back on the scene on last night's episode of The Hills, and we couldn't be happier. Of course, Lauren got all pissed off about it, because she makes a big stinkin' deal out of having both friend and boyfriend approval of the people she lives with. Particularly awkward was fact that both Heidi and… » 4/22/08 11:00am 4/22/08 11:00am

"My Roommate Is Bulimic. What Should I Do?"

In this very special 420 episode of Pot Psychology, Rich and I are joined by a magical guest: Jambi the genie! (A virtuoso portrayal by StreetCarnage.com's Gavin McInnes.) He gave us aid(s) in tackling life's everyday issues, including dildo chew toys for dogs, Mormon weddings and large black cocks. Got a burning… » 4/20/08 4:20pm 4/20/08 4:20pm

"What's Your Stance On Making Out With A Coworker?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Did we mention? Don't do drugs!) In this episode, I get baked with my brother of another mother, Rich, and attempt to tackle issues like how to get your security deposit back from an… » 2/20/08 4:20pm 2/20/08 4:20pm