Elizabeth Taylor Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Pool

In the age of designer drugs and Twitter and cell phone pictures of celebrities grinding with each other to music composed almost entirely of beeps, there's something classy about an old-school Hollywood scandal. Even Lindsay Lohan's sordid exploits can't match those of Elizabeth Taylor, whom Lohan depicts in the…

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Sunday Sign-Off: It's Raining Giant Scoops of Ice Cream

Maybe you're not crazy about Ronald Reagan, but odds are, unless you're lactose-intolerant (and for that I am so very sorry), you probably love ice cream. Well, thanks to our 40th President, today you can celebrate National Ice Cream Day with whatever flavor (Ben & Jerry's Mint Chocolate Cookie) you can procure from…

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Beyoncé And Kim Kardashian May Not Be As Close As We Thought, Which…

At the BET awards last night, Bey, Jay, 'Ye and something called a Kim Kardashian sat together in a royal enclave and the photos of this momentous event have already been analyzed until the end of time. Beyoncé and Kim, who sat on the outside of their respective men, "made no effort to stretch across to chinwag." Kim was …

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Mitt Romney Campaign Loves Ronald Reagan So Much that they Misspelled…

This first time the Romney campaign misspelled something important ("Amercia"), I chalked it up to an embarrassing (hilarious) oversight by some poor intern who was probably fired afterward and ran home crying to his McMansion in the outskirts of Provo. The second time the campaign released something flashy and…

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Purity Balls: Republican Party Proposes Test For Politicians

A new purity test for Republicans seeking party support asks if potential GOPers support of the Defense of Marriage Act, are against government funding for abortion, and are ready to bow down and fellate the ghost of Ronald Reagan.

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