Male Senator Has Never Seen Sexism in the Senate, So It Must Not Exist

His name is Ron Johnson, he comes from Wisconsin, and he thinks that his Senate colleague Kirsten Gillibrand should either expose the identities of the men who harassed her about her body or shut up about sexism. After all, Senator Ron Johnson (a man) has never seen sexism during his time in the Senate. Therefore,… » 9/03/14 4:00pm 9/03/14 4:00pm

Idiot Senator Who Said Hillary Clinton Fake Cried Gets Ass Handed to…

Soledad O'Brien, imaginary bestie to grown up Lisa Simpson types the world over, can chalk up another victory in her ongoing war on bullshit. Today, noted Wisconsin Idiot Senator Ron Johnson made the common moron mistake of appearing as a guest on her program, and he got his condescending ass handed to him. It was… » 1/24/13 6:30pm 1/24/13 6:30pm

Senator Ron Johnson Sure Hopes Tammy Baldwin Can Understand Math

Senator-elect Tammy Baldwin was among the most progressive members of the US House of Representatives during her tenure as a Wisconsin Congresswoman. Wisconsin's senior Senator Ron Johnson is a Tea Party idiot. But so far, everything is hunky dory! Baldwin is confident that the two can work together in Washington, and… » 11/08/12 6:30pm 11/08/12 6:30pm

Rumor: Todd 'Legitimate Rape' Akin Might Withdraw From Senate Race…

The rumor mill has been chug chug chugging this afternoon with reports that many important suit wearers think Missouri Republican Senate nominee Todd Akin should withdraw from the race. According to one senior GOP official, tomorrow his campaign will announce that it will, to borrow a phrase from Akin, "shut that… » 8/20/12 4:20pm 8/20/12 4:20pm

Ladies Who Can't Afford Birth Control Should Just Google It, Says…

Today's dispatch from the Dudes Who Know Nothing About Birth Control Giving Birth Control Advice Ledger: a Wisconsin Senator thinks that if a woman can't afford birth control, she should just Google it. And then, somehow, the women who previously could not afford birth control, not no way, not no how, will be able… » 3/28/12 10:00am 3/28/12 10:00am