Reminder: In the Heart of the Sea Is a Movie About Chris Hemsworth Eating Human Flesh

After seeing the trailer for In the Heart of the Sea several times over the past few weeks, I thought I knew what it was about: Chris Hemsworth, a whaler, goes whaling with his whaler friends, gets attacked by an enormous sperm whale who refuses to be whaled, hops in a tiny boat with the other surviving whalers, and…
Beyoncé Isn’t Actually Feuding with Kim Kardashian
The celebrity feud rumor mill has apparently churned out a certifiable lump of crap — Beyoncé totally did not snub Kim Kardashian because Kim Kardashian never impertinently approached Ron Howard to demand that he cast her in one of his movies. Or maybe, this latest news of conviviality is the crap rumor and Beyoncé…
Taylor Swift Writes About Her Relationships Because It's Her Job, Okay?
- "I want a guy who takes charge, but lets me have my say once in a while," Taylor Swift says. Only once in a while, though! Could this explain why she's been dating older men?
Vince Vaughn Apologizes For Defends Gay Joke
After Universal Pictures pulled the "gay" joke out of the trailer for Ron Howard's movie The Dilemma, Vince Vaughn has addressed the controversy. Unfortunately, he doesn't exactly seem contrite.
Gabourey Dances With Madonna; Hurt Locker Star Denies He's Dating Jessica
- After the Oscars, Madonna hosted a party at her manager Guy Oseary's house with Demi Moore. A source says, "Madonna danced non-stop for four hours. She and Gabourey Sidibe were dancing together at one point. They had a great time."
Limo Driver Says Naomi Hit Him; Lindsay Says Rehab Was "Like A Vacation"
- Naomi Campbell's driver says she hit him from behind and his head struck the steering wheel while they were on the road in Manhattan. When he pulled over, Naomi bolted from the SUV and police are still looking for her.
Lindsay Accuses BFF Of Fashion Theft; Taylor Lautner's Abs Make Bank
- Leggings! Drama! Lindsay Lohan and her BFF, a shaggy-haired dude named Patrick "Pootie" Aufdenkamp, had a falling out while on vacay in St. Barts.
Frances Doesn't Want To Live With Courtney; Tiger's Wife To Meet With Posh
- Here's the thing about Courtney Love losing custody of her daughter: Frances Bean Cobain wants to live with her grandmother.
Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
- A fan of Britney Spears rushed up on stage and tried to dance with Brit Brit on Saturday night in Connecticut. He was quickly surrounded by backup dancers and "escorted" away. There's video. [Perez]
Everyone's Getting More Sex, Whether We Want It Or Not
- More Manolos and man-drama: The Sex And The City sequel is on. Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis are all on board… and getting more cash. [Us]
J. Lo States The Obvious
- Jennifer Lopez attended the Latino Inaugural Gala on Sunday and said of Barack Obama: "He is the biggest star here, even though it's chock-full of celebrities." Well, yeah. [People]
Frost/Nixon: "A Picture For Grown-Ups"
'Tis the season for Oscar-bait and there is no better way to start it off than with Ron Howard's Frost/Nixon. The film is based on the play of the same name by Peter Morgan and stars Frank Langella and Michael Sheen in roles they originated for Morgan's play, which revolves around the five-part 1977 interview between…
Jessica Alba Is Shilling Booze With Post Baby Bod
- Less than six months after giving birth to daughter Honor, Jessica Alba is is pimping Campari in her skivvies. [People]
- First he loses the prestigious Sexiest Man Alive designation to Hugh Jackman, and now George Clooney is allegedly miffed because he wanted to direct Frost/Nixon but the honor went to Ron Howard. …
