Here Are Some Intelligent Mississippi College Students Rioting Because…

Remember yesterday when Fox News kept showing that one smiling beret wearing black guy holding doors for people at a polling station and shrieking that they were being INTIMIDATED AT THE POLLS? Do you recall the last few months, how conservative commentators kept speculating that if Obama won, there would be riots… » 11/07/12 2:40pm 11/07/12 2:40pm

Horses & Bayonets & World Peace: The Final Debate's Most Pageant-y…

Like an incredibly high stakes Miss America competition, the last Presidential debate of the 2012 election season has come and gone. And because both candidates are fighting to the death over the tiny sliver of undecided voters (really, what amounts to twelve people who own Puddle of Mudd CD's scratching their butts… » 10/23/12 11:20am 10/23/12 11:20am

Both Campaigns Want Tonight's Female Presidential Debate Moderator to…

DNC Chair Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz reassured the public on Monday that she was pretty sure that during the Presidential debate on Tuesday, the candidates wouldn't forget to talk about women like they did last time. I mean, it's a town hall debate format, so audience members get to ask the questions. Surely one… » 10/16/12 11:40am 10/16/12 11:40am

Hey, Let's Manufacture a Catfight Between Ann Romney and Michelle Obama!

Before last night's debate finally ugh'd its way into the record books, the Presidential candidates' wives greeted one another onstage. And when First Lady Michelle Obama and First Romney Ann Romney met to shake hands, camera flashes captured every pursed lip, every microexpression. The pictures of the two tell a… » 10/04/12 6:00pm 10/04/12 6:00pm

The Ultimate Presidential Debate Drinking Game for Ladies

Women! Did you know that we're allowed to vote now, without our husbands' permission? That means we should probably be paying attention to political debates, even though they sometimes make us want to gently feed ourselves to a woodchipper that's pH balanced for a man and made just for us. But fear not,… » 10/03/12 5:30pm 10/03/12 5:30pm

Secret Video Reveals that Mitt Romney Actually Hates You

You guys: Mitt Romney's kind of an asshole. During a fancy schmancy meeting of donors, the Presidential candidate finally let that fear grimace/wince/blink facial expression fall and revealed his true face: angry, jaw-droppingly oblivious rich prick who honestly does not give two shits about the 47% of Americans who… » 9/17/12 5:45pm 9/17/12 5:45pm

Rape Fatigue and You: When There's Just No Anger Left

Since around 2pm on Monday, I've felt like a contestant on a sadistic Japanese game show, donning an American flag bikini and a blindfold, covered in glue and standing in a phone booth, trying to catch dollar bills with my flailing arms as an industrial strength blower propels cash around me at high speeds. But… » 8/22/12 11:45am 8/22/12 11:45am

Catholic Newspaper Calls Obama 'More Pro-Life' Than Romney

Now that he's picked a running mate who basically believes that fetuses should run things, Mitt Romney seems to have his "pro-life" cred sewn up. After all, he's against abortion, his friends are against abortion, and his new bromantic partner is super extra against it. And that should bring all the religious… » 8/13/12 5:30pm 8/13/12 5:30pm

Both Presidential Candidates Want You to Know they Love You Very, Very…

Some sunny side up Suzies might claim that all this political negativity is getting them down, but I love this part of the election cycle, the part where both major parties pretend that if they're elected, the needs of women will be their #1 highest priority. This week, the courtship of the American lady voter… » 8/10/12 11:00am 8/10/12 11:00am

Teenage Girls Have an Excellent Question: Why Hasn't There Been a…

A woman hasn't moderated a general-election presidential debate since 1992, but three teenage girls from New Jersey are hoping to change that. Last Tuesday, Emma, Sammi, and Elena stormed into the Washington headquarters of the Commission on Presidential Debates with 118,000 signatures backing up their petition for a… » 8/02/12 5:20pm 8/02/12 5:20pm

Obama and Romney Are Fighting Over Colorado's Women

Both Obama and Romney reeeeallly want to win over Colorado in October — it's a swing state worth 9 electoral votes — and they know the way to do that is through the ladies, especially those in their 30s to 50s who live in the suburbs. So which presidential candidate is right for you? (Just pretend this is a Cosmo » 7/27/12 12:50pm 7/27/12 12:50pm

10 Things You May Have Missed In TV This Week

In this week's TV roundup, Detective Stabler comes to Bon Temps, Olivia Wilde charms on The Colbert Report, Fiona Apple celebrates Paul McCartney's birthday with the Roots and we say goodbye to Girls. » 6/22/12 7:00pm 6/22/12 7:00pm

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Mitt Romney Campaign Loves Ronald Reagan So Much that they Misspelled…

This first time the Romney campaign misspelled something important ("Amercia"), I chalked it up to an embarrassing (hilarious) oversight by some poor intern who was probably fired afterward and ran home crying to his McMansion in the outskirts of Provo. The second time the campaign released something flashy and… » 6/07/12 1:20pm 6/07/12 1:20pm

Obama Campaign Picks Worst Day Ever to Release Anna Wintour Ad

Last Friday, we found out that U.S. employers added only 69,000 jobs in May, a dismal number far below the 150,000 jobs analysts predicted. On the same day, the White House released a web video ad featuring Anna Wintour, doing her best to look approachable while inviting viewers to compete for a chance to eat dinner… » 6/04/12 10:00am 6/04/12 10:00am

Barack Obama Was Also a Bully, Shriek Conservative Pundits Who Didn't…

In President Obama's book, Dreams from my Father, he recounts a playground incident when he shoved a little girl named Coretta. This is exactly the same as that time Mitt Romney held down a gay kid and cutting his hair off and then saying you don't remember it but also apologizing, according to Sean Hannity. Do you… » 5/11/12 3:15pm 5/11/12 3:15pm

Michelle Bachmann Is Back Like the Freddy Krueger of Your Political…

Just when you think you can ease back into your seat and exhale as the end credits roll on the horror movie that was the Republican primary, Michelle Bachmann's fingernails slashes across the screen, making you spill popcorn everywhere. That's right — Bachmann, who had bowed out of the GOP race long ago, is back...on … » 4/15/12 4:00pm 4/15/12 4:00pm