Overly Nervous Boyfriend Drops Engagement Ring Into a Pond Mid-Proposal

A man's romantic footbridge proposal was utterly ruined when, in a fit of nervousness, he dropped the engagement ring into the pond underneath. The newly betrothed couple then spent half an hour digging through muck, trying to find it. » 4/17/14 1:30pm Thursday 1:30pm

Come On, How Often Do You Really Have to Poop on a Date?

I'm not trying to stir up, er, poo, but I have to ask: How often do you really need to drop a deuce on a date? Isn't this precisely the sort of thing you would do before a date, like, as part of your whole getting ready for the date thing? Shit shower shave is not just for dudes, k? But a book out soon promises to… » 3/21/14 7:00pm 3/21/14 7:00pm

Horny Explorers In Antarctica Are Now Using Tinder to Find Each Other

Tinder, that dating app that I can't be bothered to understand, has officially made its first match in Antarctica! This is the most important thing to happen to the continent since Captain James Cook's ships first crossed the Antarctic Circle in 1773! » 2/18/14 6:15pm 2/18/14 6:15pm

Instead of Getting Sad on Valentine's Day, Try Not Giving a Fuck

So you're spending Valentine's Day alone and feeling sad about it. What do you do? Curl up on the couch and cry? Stare forlornly into the window of a restaurant packed with couples who are sharing the same long spaghetti noodle like the dogs in Lady and the Tramp? Well, knock it off, sister. You're a grown-ass woman —… » 2/14/14 2:35pm 2/14/14 2:35pm

Finally: A Dramatic Reading of James Joyce's Filthy Love Letters

While famed Irish novelist and poet James Joyce is best known for authoring works like Ulysses and Dubliners, his creativity actually expanded well beyond his public oeuvre and into his private life, as made evident by the series of poetic love letters he wrote to his wife Nora Barnacle. Joyce truly loved Nora (the… » 2/12/14 4:35pm 2/12/14 4:35pm

Library Sponsors Romance Novel Vandalizing Event for Cool Teens

Attention, Cool Teens who are like already totally over Valentine's Day: The Toronto Public Library has planned an event just for you! The Anti-Valentine's Day Anti-Party, as originally planned, would give prematurely jaded pre-adults the opportunity to vandalize romance novels. Totally punk rock, right?! » 2/05/14 2:40pm 2/05/14 2:40pm

I'm a Gigolo and Here's a Secret: It's Not ALL About Sex

"Gigolo" isn't a job title. Many male escorts, including myself, will use the term "gigolo" in reference to our profession. More often than not, such use is the easiest way to clarify that our clients are women -– that we are heterosexual. Technically my profession is "escort," although I think the term "companion" is much… » 1/23/14 4:30pm 1/23/14 4:30pm

Why You Make Bad Decisions When You're Attracted to Someone

Dating new people is fun and exciting. It's also likely to cause even the most rational, level-headed people to make really dumb decisions. Don't worry, though. Your brain is supposed to do that. Sort of. » 1/14/14 10:14pm 1/14/14 10:14pm

CVS Selling Handcuffs With Plan B So You Can 'Keep It Sweet' [UPDATED]

Just in time for Valentine's Day, a shopper snapped a pic of this most amazing store display of all time. CVS, where you can get everything you need to "keep it sweet" for the the upcoming lover's holiday! I cannot tell you all how much I love this. This display will live forever and ever in my heart, proving once and… » 1/07/14 11:30am 1/07/14 11:30am

Lonely People: January 5 Is the Your Best Chance to Find Love Online

Looking for love in all the wrong places? Well, saddle on up to a computer and join a dating site by January 5 because that's when Match.com relationship expert Whitney Casey says the site will see the most traffic all year — mainly because everyone's looking for a winter squeeze to warm their loins for the colder… » 1/03/14 12:30pm 1/03/14 12:30pm

Amazon is making it harder to sell Bigfoot porn ebooks

Erotica featuring Sasquatch, minotaurs, aliens, and boar gods may not fit everyone's tastes, but some authors have made a killing selling monster sex ebooks. But some ebook retailers, notably Amazon, have been cracking down on cryptozoological smut, making it harder for writers to sell their books to readers who are… » 12/22/13 2:26pm 12/22/13 2:26pm