Pippa Middleton's been hanging out in New York with Andre Balazs and Roger Federer but, ultimately, the highlight of Pippa's stay here came when she and Chace Crawford "didn't party together, but spoke for 10 minutes." About what? About conditioners?

ROTTERDAM, NETHERLANDS - FEBRUARY 18: Roger Federer of Switzerland attempts the return to Nikolay Davydenko of Russia in the semi final on day 6 of the ABN AMRO World Tennis Tournament on February 18, 2012 in Rotterdam, Netherlands. (Photo by Dean Mouhtaropoulos/Getty Images)

LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 24: Roger Federer of Switzerland serves the ball during the men's singles match against Mardy Fish of USA during the Barclays ATP World Tour Finals at the O2 Arena on November 24, 2011 in London, England. (Photo by Julian Finney/Getty Images)

[New York, September 7: Three anonymous princesses hold court in the front row of Fashion's Night Out fashion show. Image via Getty.]

• Balenciaga asked Cindy Sherman to create a series of six of her trademark in-character self-portraits for the brand. In each, naturally Sherman wears Balenciaga head-to-toe. [The Cut]
• Pop covergirl Britney Spears might perform at the magazine's FNO party. [DFR]

• Apparently, the last thing Lindsay Lohan did before she went to jail was wrangle a commitment out of Blackbook to publish her ramblings about fashion, personal style, and that feeling you get when you're cutting up a Gucci dress. Herewith:

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• Erin Wasson is reviving her jewelry collection as a cheaper costume line. Let's hope in addition to ditching the $1000+ price point, Wasson also abandons her unfortunate habit of claiming jewelry designer Bliss Lau's pieces as her own. [Elle UK]

The Wimbledon Winners Party at London's Hotel Intercontinental brought out Serena, Rogers, and a slew of tennis bigs - and these are celebs we don't mind feting.

Roger Federer defeated Andy Roddick in today's Wimbledon finals, capturing his sixth Wimbledon win and fifteenth Grand Slam tennis title—a record that makes Federer the top Grand Slam winner of all time. [CNN]

Roger Federer defeated Robin Soderling to win the French Open earlier today, capturing his 14th Grand Slam title and tying Pete Sampras' record for having the most Grand Slam singles titles of all time. [AP]

• A source claims that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are still talking after their breakup late last week, but that Sam has "begged Lindsay to get help." Lohan is reportedly "heartbroken" over the split. [People]

• PETA has one of George Clooney's sweaty towels and wrote him a letter asking to harvest his perspiration to make Clooney flavored tofu, or CloFu. "As a mammal, I'm offended," said Clooney in response. [E!]

[ATP Qatar tennis open in Doha, Qatar, January 6. Image via AP.]

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James Blake (R) from the US shakes hands with Roger Federer of Switzerland after defeating him in a men's tennis singles quarterfinal match of the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games in Beijing on August 14, 2008. AFP PHOTO/PHILIPPE HUGUEN (Photo credit should read PHILIPPE HUGUEN/AFP/Getty Images)

BEIJING - AUGUST 12: Roger Federer of Switzerland plays a backhand to Rafael Arevalo of El Salvador in the Men's Singles Second Round match at the Olympic Green Tennis Center during Day 4 of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games on August 12, 2008 in Beijing, China. (Photo by Clive Brunskill/Getty Images)

Maria Sharapova "upset the traditionalists" recently by announcing that she'll be playing uber-conservative Wimbledon in shorts. Not just any shorts, mind you. As Vogue UK reports, Nike has designed a unique outfit for the star, which pays homage to London's "history in bespoke tailoring." Says the third-seeded…

• Rumors are swirling that Aggy will be making her "major" acting debut this holiday season as Dr. Who's "Christmas companion" (don't look at me) in the show's major 12/25 episode. [Gallifreyone.com]
• It takes a lot to replace Naomi Campbell. After, ahem, legal troubles prevented the beleaguered mannequin from walking in…