Rodeo Announcer Says Michelle Obama Belongs in National Geographic

In a move that has brought shame upon the noble profession of rodeo announcing, a lone moe-ron at a small California rodeo has set back mainstream acceptance of airbrushed cowboy hats with hot pink feathered roach clips attached to them by decades. During a rootin', tootin' jamboree this weekend, the announcer made a… » 9/17/12 11:00am 9/17/12 11:00am