Massive Shock That Female Jurors Didn't Go Easy On Blagojevich

Earlier this week, a jury of eleven women and one man convicted former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich on 17 of 20 charges related to corruption. So much for the theory that emotionally susceptible ladies would never convict him. » 6/29/11 10:30am 6/29/11 10:30am

Rod Blagojevich Favored $2,500 Shirts and $195 Ties

Turns out famous hairstyle Rod Blagojevich had a shopping habit that was fucking golden. He and his wife Patti spent over $400,000 on clothing over seven years, and they owed more than $90,000 on their credit cards. » 8/19/10 7:01pm 8/19/10 7:01pm

Paris's Hairy Lawsuit

Why Oprah Made Blago's Senate Shortlist

In newly-released recordings, disgraced governor Rod Blagojevich said appointing Oprah to Obama's Senate seat, "Nobody would assail this pick. It's huge!" He also said, "She's a kingmaker! She made Obama!" and "There's nothing affirmative action about her!" [NBC] » 6/28/10 2:40pm 6/28/10 2:40pm

Insurgents Bomb Women's Cafeteria • French Pedophile Asks To Be…

• Two suicide bombers attacked a women's cafeteria and a faculty building at an Islamic university in Pakistan today, killing four people and wounding at least 18, in a bombing linked to the army's offensive against the Taliban. • » 10/20/09 5:30pm 10/20/09 5:30pm

Heidi May (Or May Not) Have Given Birth; Mickey Defends Use Of Gay Slur

Obama Will Visit Concentration Camp, Draw No Parallels To American…

Rush Limbaugh Goes Wah, Cries "Racism" Over Sotomayor & Obama

Roxana Saberi's Case To Be Reviewed • Maine & D.C. Take Steps Toward…

• An An Iranian appeals court will review journalist Roxana Saberi's conviction next week. The announcement came after Saberi's family agreed not to hire several prominent lawyers, including Nobel Peace Prize winner Shirin Ebadi. • » 5/05/09 5:40pm 5/05/09 5:40pm

100 Days Of Right Wing Wackos Would Make You Weary, Too

Dick Armey To Lead Nation In Mass Tea-Bagging; Barbara Bush Not Engaged

Republicans To Obama: Stimulate This!

Barack Obama may be frustrated with how his economic stimulus plans are proceeding, but hey, join the club: Everyone in Washington right now has something to be frustrated about. » 1/29/09 10:00am 1/29/09 10:00am

The View From Blago-ville Is Bananas

Governor Rod Blagojevich continued his campaign for love and attention with the ladies of The View today, where he talked about his potty mouth, being misunderstood, and why he wanted Oprah as his Senator. » 1/26/09 1:00pm 1/26/09 1:00pm

The View Takes Blagojevich Cue, Heads For New Low

Thought you'd heard enough uninsightful commentary on "Senator" Roland Burris from Congressman Bobby Rush? The women of The View aren't about to let you! Watch as they mangle pronunciations, facts and constitutional law. » 1/05/09 2:00pm 1/05/09 2:00pm

Obama To Get Two Puppies, At Least One More Scandal

Although Crappy Hour has died, that doesn't mean you don't need all your Grabbyhanded, Burris-y Frankenstein goodness, which is why, in the spirit of the Inaugural concert series, we're inaugurating something of our own. » 1/05/09 11:00am 1/05/09 11:00am

And A Crappy Christmas To All, And To All A Good Morning

Christmas is almost here, and Spencer Ackerman and I know that some among you probably aren't done shopping yet. We've got some ideas from dolls to pardons, in between musings about Cheney and Cox [sic]. » 12/24/08 10:00am 12/24/08 10:00am

You're Going To Need This Puppy To Get Through The News

Obama — Not You — Is The Person Of The Year

In the midst of the hour, Time (unsurprisingly) announced that Barack Obama was its Person of the Year. Ana Marie Cox and I aren't mad, though, we swear! » 12/17/08 10:00am 12/17/08 10:00am

Chris Rock's Daughters Want To Be BFF With The Obama Girls

To try to come in like a lamb and go out like a lion, today Ana Marie Cox and I talk puppies, pedicures, Elvira, Bill Kristol, and the death of journalism. Do lions cry? » 12/15/08 10:00am 12/15/08 10:00am