Pop-culture aficionado Rich Juzwiak, whom readers may know from his appearances in Pot Psychology, went to the live taping of the Rock of Love 2 reunion and came back with lots of stories, but we particularly liked the one about Kristy Joe, the woman who went on the show and cried about her husband the whole time she…
The worst thing about Rock of Love 2 being over (and Bret's supposed "real" relationship with Ambre) is that there was no set up for a Rock of Love 3. But the best thing about the reunion show, clearly, was Angelique, the French stripper and porn star who won our hearts, even if she didn't win Bret's. Her dress…
Some footage of the Rock of Love 2 reunion has leaked (via Riki Rachtman's YouTube account), and it shows a little bit more of the big fist fight between Heather (the runner-up from season one) and Daisy (the runner-up from season two). It looks really rough. Heather is one bitch not to be fucked with. She pounds…
So tonight is the season finale of Rock of Love 2. Jeez, time flies when you're watching strippers and out-of-work actresses battle it out for the attention of a man with more weave tracks and under-eye concealer than them. After all these weeks, it's come down to two women: The blonde with fake tits and the blonde…
Join us tonight at 9 pm Eastern for our liveblog of the Miss USA pageant. Then on Sunday, at 9 pm Eastern, we're gonna live blog the Rock of Love 2 finale. Who will Bret chose to continue to rock his world!? Only time will tell.
On last night's episode of Rock of Love 2, the parents of the three remaining girls came to visit, and Amber's dad nearly fucked up the whole competition for her when he told Bret her real age. (She's 37, not 32.) She insisted that she was so used to telling people her stage age, she didn't realize that she'd lied to…
With her tattoos and bountiful breasts, Daisy has been a front runner since the beginning of the season of Rock of Love 2. But the price she paid for those breasts may end up costing her in the end and keep her from winning Bret's heart. As Amber pointed out on last night's episode, it makes no sense that Daisy is…
Heather, the stripper with a heart of gold who came in second place on the first season of Rock of Love, returned on last night's episode to stir up some shit and do some recon for Bret. She instantly improved the atmosphere, and heightened our amusement levels by getting the girls to do body shots, hang out in…
Remember Angelique (aka Frenchie) from Rock of Love 2? Of course you do! How could you possibly forget someone who makes chocolate mousse that she licks off her own tits? Lucky for us, Angelique has shared her special French recipe for her special French chocolate mousse. [VH1]
The major difference between Flavor of Love and Rock of Love is that Bret Michaels is way more likable than Flav, if only because he's just as invested in the drama and gossip as the girls trying to rock his world. But he's also proven himself to be a creative problem-solver! When on a double date with Megan and…
What was shocking on last night's episode of Rock of Love 2 wasn't that two of the girls found it appropriate to perform a risqué striptease to a group of senior citizen war veterans, but that they were really bad at it. I mean, this is Rock of Love. I thought that stripping experience was a prerequisite when…
Catherine, one of the more "mature" contestants on Rock of Love 2, hadn't won a date with Bret during the entire competition thus far, so in a last ditch effort to stay in the game on last night's episode, she surprised him with breakfast in bed. Judging by his eyes, and his facial puffiness in general, it seems as…
Last night's Rock of Love 2 was extra enjoyable because we're beginning to get a sense of just how annoyed Bret gets with the girls. (And seriously, his patience has probably really been tested.) In the clip above, watch him get irritated with Daisy on their solo date (dinner in a lingerie store) when she asks him if…
On last night's episode of Rock of Love 2, Kristy Jo, who seems like an emotional basket case, decided that she might be falling in love with Bret, and that maybe that's not so good for her right now, considering that she's still legally married to her second husband. But when it came down to elimination, Aubrey — the…
Angelique Morgan, the French woman who was most eager to strip down to her birthday suit for Bret Michaels on Rock of Love 2, is in NYC for Fashion Week and yesterday, she agreed to sit down and answer a few questions about her recent departure from the show, her career as an adult film actress, and just what's a…
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Just about everyone and everything turns on Bret Michaels. A woman with big breasts? Turn-on. A woman with small breasts? Same thing. If a woman is shy, it turns him on, if a woman is throwing herself at him, it turns him on, and even if a woman is throwing up, it turns him on. It's become a running…
After getting completely naked for Bret pretty much every time she was in his presence, French stripper Angelique's tour of duty came to a close on last night's episode of Rock of Love. The G-string that broke the camel's back was the one Angelique flung off during what was supposed to be a burlesque dance at Forty…
For the first challenge of the competition to win Bret's heart on Sunday, the girls were to put on a talent show...in a peep show booth. Of course, they didn't know the peep show booth was an element in the challenge, but somehow, more than half of them had the foresight to prepare a striptease as a performance.…
I don't know if it's because of where and how I've spent the last five days, but the contestants on last night's premiere of Rock of Love 2 didn't seem as outrageous, trashy, or slutty as I expected. But don't get me wrong, I'm still excited about this new season, and I'm sure I'll warm up to the girls very soon. So…
A four-minute, extended preview for Rock of Love 2 has been airing on VH1 this week (during the week-long marathon of every cycle of ANTM, which was a hangover helper on January 1). First of all, how gorgeous is Bret's new wig? Secondly, the girls vying for Bret's love (or temporary attention?) this time around seem…
