When our tipster told us that Lindsay Lohan's character was naked most of the time she appears in Machete, nudity-watchers cried foul: It's a body double!

Early Review Of Machete: "Lindsay Is Nude The Whole Time"

Dodai Stewart

8/27/10 2:35pm

Someone contacted us to say that they saw Robert Rodriguez's new film Machete earlier this week, and Lindsay Lohan is only in a nun's habit for a moment — when she's not totally naked.

Lindsay Lohan Tongues A Pistol In Machete Poster

Dodai Stewart

7/13/10 4:12pm

Losing her religion? Not much more to say about this promotional poster. Stuntin' is a habit.

Lohan, Alba, Rodriguez Send A Mexploitation Message To Arizona

Margaret Hartmann

5/07/10 6:30pm

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So this is what Lindsay Lohan's been working on. Director Robert Rodriguez released an "illegal" trailer for Machete as a "Cinco De Mayo message for Arizona." Indeed. The film also features Robert DeNiro, Jeff Fahey (Lapidus!), and Don Johnson. [AICN]

Did Kim Cheat With Kanye? Did Princess Di Have An Affair With Robert Palmer?

Dodai Stewart

4/19/10 9:00am

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Rumor has it that Reggie Bush dumped Kim Kardashian not because she was pressuring him to get married, but because she slept with Kanye West.

Justin & Rihanna Are "On"; Kardashian Wedding Was "Real"

Dodai Stewart

9/30/09 9:00am

More on this is Midweek Madness, but Star is reporting that Justin Timberlake and Rihanna are "on." Here's the deal:

Jen Cries Over Brad; Lily Allen Quits Music

Dodai Stewart

9/24/09 9:00am

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Oh Christ: Jennifer Aniston "burst into tears in her trailer" while filming in New York.

Mad Men Styles Influence Shorts Premiere

Jenna Sauers

8/17/09 10:30am

The premiere of Shorts, a kids' movie, had a lot of children — plus Leslie Mann — underfoot on its red carpet. But age is no refuge from the blistering sartorial critique of the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly!

Bloody Hell

Dodai Stewart

7/25/08 9:40am

Yesterday we did a compare and contrast of the woman-with-red lips-licking-blood posters for Jennifer's Body and True Blood. Today! Check out the poster for Rose McGowan's new flick, Red Sonja. The movie is produced (but not directed) by Robert Rodriguez. Based on a comic character from the man responsible for Conan…

Rose McGowan & Robert Rodriguez: Splitsville

Dodai Stewart

7/02/08 9:00am

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Whoa. Robert Rodriguez and Rose McGowan are dunzo. She was supposed to star in his remake of Barbarella, but studio moguls wanted "a bigger star, a bigger name." Now the flick might have - wait for it - Jessica Alba as the lead. What a fucking mess. But yeah, the whole leaving your wife for the chick in your movie…

It's Ring Time For Rose And Robert

Dodai Stewart

10/12/07 9:00am

Rose McGowan and her Planet Terror director Robert Rodriguez: Engaged! She was previously engaged to Marilyn Manson; he was previously married to the mother of his 5 kids. (Did we ever tell you our theory? That Rob likes Rose partly because her name starts with an R? His kids are named Rocket, Racer, Rebel, Rogue and…

Those Aren't Lindsay Lohan's Nipples In Machete

Early Review Of Machete: "Lindsay Is Nude The Whole Time"

Lindsay Lohan Tongues A Pistol In Machete Poster

Lohan, Alba, Rodriguez Send A Mexploitation Message To Arizona

Did Kim Cheat With Kanye? Did Princess Di Have An Affair With Robert Palmer?

Justin & Rihanna Are "On"; Kardashian Wedding Was "Real"

Jen Cries Over Brad; Lily Allen Quits Music

Mad Men Styles Influence Shorts Premiere

Bloody Hell

Rose McGowan & Robert Rodriguez: Splitsville

It's Ring Time For Rose And Robert

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