When our tipster told us that Lindsay Lohan's character was naked most of the time she appears in Machete, nudity-watchers cried foul: It's a body double!

Someone contacted us to say that they saw Robert Rodriguez's new film Machete earlier this week, and Lindsay Lohan is only in a nun's habit for a moment — when she's not totally naked.

• Francis Bean Cobain allegedly sent a message out to her mother, Courtney Love, via (an unverified) Twitter account.

Losing her religion? Not much more to say about this promotional poster. Stuntin' is a habit.

So this is what Lindsay Lohan's been working on. Director Robert Rodriguez released an "illegal" trailer for Machete as a "Cinco De Mayo message for Arizona." Indeed. The film also features Robert DeNiro, Jeff Fahey (Lapidus!), and Don Johnson. [AICN]

• Rumor has it that Reggie Bush dumped Kim Kardashian not because she was pressuring him to get married, but because she slept with Kanye West.

• More on this is Midweek Madness, but Star is reporting that Justin Timberlake and Rihanna are "on." Here's the deal:

• Oh Christ: Jennifer Aniston "burst into tears in her trailer" while filming in New York.

• Unsolicited uterus update: Nicole Richie is in labor!

The premiere of Shorts, a kids' movie, had a lot of children — plus Leslie Mann — underfoot on its red carpet. But age is no refuge from the blistering sartorial critique of the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly!