When our tipster told us that Lindsay Lohan's character was naked most of the time she appears in Machete, nudity-watchers cried foul: It's a body double!

Someone contacted us to say that they saw Robert Rodriguez's new film Machete earlier this week, and Lindsay Lohan is only in a nun's habit for a moment — when she's not totally naked.

• Francis Bean Cobain allegedly sent a message out to her mother, Courtney Love, via (an unverified) Twitter account.

Losing her religion? Not much more to say about this promotional poster. Stuntin' is a habit.

So this is what Lindsay Lohan's been working on. Director Robert Rodriguez released an "illegal" trailer for Machete as a "Cinco De Mayo message for Arizona." Indeed. The film also features Robert DeNiro, Jeff Fahey (Lapidus!), and Don Johnson. [AICN]

• Rumor has it that Reggie Bush dumped Kim Kardashian not because she was pressuring him to get married, but because she slept with Kanye West.

• More on this is Midweek Madness, but Star is reporting that Justin Timberlake and Rihanna are "on." Here's the deal:

• Oh Christ: Jennifer Aniston "burst into tears in her trailer" while filming in New York.

• Unsolicited uterus update: Nicole Richie is in labor!

The premiere of Shorts, a kids' movie, had a lot of children — plus Leslie Mann — underfoot on its red carpet. But age is no refuge from the blistering sartorial critique of the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly!

• Kiefer Sutherland may be looking at a minor assault charge in NYC for headbutting designer Jack McCollough. The real problem?

Yesterday we did a compare and contrast of the woman-with-red lips-licking-blood posters for Jennifer's Body and True Blood. Today! Check out the poster for Rose McGowan's new flick, Red Sonja. The movie is produced (but not directed) by Robert Rodriguez. Based on a comic character from the man responsible for Conan…

• Whoa. Robert Rodriguez and Rose McGowan are dunzo. She was supposed to star in his remake of Barbarella, but studio moguls wanted "a bigger star, a bigger name." Now the flick might have - wait for it - Jessica Alba as the lead. What a fucking mess. But yeah, the whole leaving your wife for the chick in your movie…

• Rose McGowan and her Planet Terror director Robert Rodriguez: Engaged! She was previously engaged to Marilyn Manson; he was previously married to the mother of his 5 kids. (Did we ever tell you our theory? That Rob likes Rose partly because her name starts with an R? His kids are named Rocket, Racer, Rebel, Rogue and…