Oh, Good: Chris Brown Is a Father

Last night at about 6:30, TMZ delivered this 6-pound, 1-ounce bundle of celebrity gossip joy: Chris Brown is the the father of a 9-month-old girl. Both the story and the mother (Harvey Levin) are healthy and resting happily. » 3/04/15 10:10am 3/04/15 10:10am

Beyoncé Wants Rihanna to Stay the Fuck Away From Jay Z, Again

Today in "Here We Go Again," the tabloids are reporting that Jay Z and Beyoncé's marriage is in trouble. And this time, it's because of Rihanna. » 2/13/15 10:10am 2/13/15 10:10am

Kim Kardashian Wants to Take a Selfie With Jesus

During a recent Twitter Q&A, Kim Kardashian was asked about her dream selfie partner. "My dad," she replied. "Or Jesus. Or Marilyn Monroe. I can't decide." We'll at least give her credit for variety. » 2/05/15 10:35am 2/05/15 10:35am

Kristen Stewart Unleashes Her Nipple In Hopes of Winning RPatz Back

While its owner was presenting at the Hollywood Film Awards, Kristen Stewart's nipple—tired of being shuttered from the limelight—made a surprise appearance by slipping from its dress in front of an entire room of industry elite that included Stewart's ex boyfriend Robert Pattinson. Run-of-the-mill accident or… » 11/18/14 10:15am 11/18/14 10:15am

Rihanna Walks the Runway At a Vogue Ball; I DIE

My two main interests in this cold and barren life, Rihanna and vogue balls, have converged into one viral video that can only result in one thing: my death. » 11/10/14 4:10pm 11/10/14 4:10pm

Racist Trolls Stalk FKA Twigs Because She's Dating Robert Pattinson

FKA twigs took time to address the barrage of angry, racist tweets she's had to endure since the public learned she was dating actor Robert Pattinson. » 9/28/14 10:30pm 9/28/14 10:30pm

Twilight Financier Claims They're Owed Millions

One of the financiers involved with the massively successful Twilight franchise has filed suit against Summit Distribution. They say they're owed buckets of money, but are being shortchanged thanks to "deceptive accounting practices." » 4/10/14 4:15pm 4/10/14 4:15pm

Alyson Hannigan Stretched Once and Now She's Anorexic Because Tabloids

The latest lie-turd that Star Magazine's pinched off involves Alyson Hannigan "starving herself" down to 98 pounds. Says an "insider" (a crazed and jealous Alexis Denishof fan? A bitter Buffy extra?): "Alyson has become extremely strict with her diet in recent months. Her weight has become her obsession: She exercises… » 9/26/13 9:00am 9/26/13 9:00am

Jennifer Aniston Made Justin Theroux Ditch His Beloved STD Memorabilia

Lest we think Justin Theroux is little more than a B-list actor completely devoid of personality, before he got together with the Ol' Ball and Chain Jennifer Aniston, he had a yen for old-timey STD wax figures, he told GQ. » 9/17/13 9:01am 9/17/13 9:01am

Clinically Depressed Rob Pattinson Cavorts With Models in New Dior Ad

The man lies, fully clothed, impeccably dressed, in a a bathtub. His chiseled jaw is set. Square. Granite. He takes a deep drag from an almost-finished cigarette. She removes it from his lips, finishes it off. The apartment isn't his. Or hers, for that matter. But he thought it would be fun. To sneak in, hang out,… » 9/04/13 11:50am 9/04/13 11:50am

Robert Pattinson Thinks All Twihards Are Sad, Fat Fatties

Gracious gentleman Robert Pattinson thinks the masses of people who are responsible for his success are disgusting troglodytes who hide under rocks. He also creatively slams the guy who invented the moniker "R-Patz" as "fat." SICKBURN. » 8/23/13 9:00am 8/23/13 9:00am

Scream Like It's 2001: Timberlake Reuniting With *NSYNC at VMAs

Justin Timberlake will reunite with late '90s asterisk pirates *NSYNC for a performance at the VMAs, which I like to imagine they strong-armed him into. ("What, you're too good for us now just because you got rid of your Instant Ramen-looking hair and married the hot girl from Summer Catch?") But they aren't rushing… » 8/20/13 9:00am 8/20/13 9:00am

Sandra Oh Bails On Grey's Anatomy, Leaving Us With (Ugh) Meredith

Are you still watching Grey's Anatomy? If so, sorry, brah — Sandra Oh is bailing after 10 seasons as lovable control freak Dr. Cristina Yang. Bailing GRACEFULLY. Ahem, Katherine Heigl. Says Oh: » 8/14/13 9:03am 8/14/13 9:03am

Zooey Deschanel Hates Judgmental Shithead Internet Commenters

Zooey Deschanel, who I often forget is pretty cool, spoke truthy words about how horrible the Internet can be in this month's Marie Claire. (After all, noted Zooey Deschanel 1.0 Mary Louise Parker quit over it.) » 8/06/13 9:00am 8/06/13 9:00am

Raven-Symone Officially Comes Out Via Adorable Tweet

There have been rumors floating around about Raven-Symone's sexual orientation for a couple years now, but today she finally made what amounts to a straightforward announcement. Symone tweeted: "I can finally get married! Yay government! So proud of you." Not that it was any of our business, but CAH-YOOT. » 8/02/13 8:30pm 8/02/13 8:30pm

Daaaamn, Simon Cowell Impregnated His Best Friend's Wife?

Smarm machine Simon Cowell is allegedly having his first kid with his close friend Andrew Silverman's wife Lauren Silverman, a Jennifer-Garner-looking New York socialite who is reportedly about 10 weeks along. » 7/31/13 9:00am 7/31/13 9:00am

Robert Pattinson Drove Riley Keough Around, So They're Obvs Doing It

Robert Pattinson tooled around Los Feliz in his pickup truck with a ping-pong table in the back and It-girl/Elvis Presley's granddaughter Riley Keough — who is also a friend of Kristen Stewart's — in the passenger seat. Like the beginning of a Taylor Swift song, isn't it? » 7/03/13 9:00am 7/03/13 9:00am

Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Shithead

To your chagrin, the gum-snapping, Jnco-pants-wearing Icarus known as Justin Bieber has not yet flown into the sun. In fact, Biebs' reign of terror has now expanded well beyond the Greater Los Angeles area. He and his Little Rascals were banned for life from Las Vegas Indoor Skydiving after being disrespectful brats.… » 6/25/13 9:00am 6/25/13 9:00am

Duuuude: Salma Hayek Considered Her Baby Weight a 'Disfigurement'

In an interview with the magazine Glam Belleza Latina, Salma Hayek managed to make the 50 pounds she put on when she was pregnant with daughter Valentina in 2007 sound like she spent 6 months in a cage playing mah jongg with the pinheads in the 1932 movie Freaks. » 6/15/13 11:30am 6/15/13 11:30am