Kristen Stewart Unleashes Her Nipple In Hopes of Winning RPatz Back

While its owner was presenting at the Hollywood Film Awards, Kristen Stewart's nipple—tired of being shuttered from the limelight—made a surprise appearance by slipping from its dress in front of an entire room of industry elite that included Stewart's ex boyfriend Robert Pattinson. Run-of-the-mill accident or… » 11/18/14 10:15am Tuesday 10:15am

Alyson Hannigan Stretched Once and Now She's Anorexic Because Tabloids


The latest lie-turd that Star Magazine's pinched off involves Alyson Hannigan "starving herself" down to 98 pounds. Says an "insider" (a crazed and jealous Alexis Denishof fan? A bitter Buffy extra?): "Alyson has become extremely strict with her diet in recent months. Her weight has become her obsession: She exercises… » 9/26/13 9:00am 9/26/13 9:00am

Clinically Depressed Rob Pattinson Cavorts With Models in New Dior Ad

The man lies, fully clothed, impeccably dressed, in a a bathtub. His chiseled jaw is set. Square. Granite. He takes a deep drag from an almost-finished cigarette. She removes it from his lips, finishes it off. The apartment isn't his. Or hers, for that matter. But he thought it would be fun. To sneak in, hang out,… » 9/04/13 11:50am 9/04/13 11:50am

Scream Like It's 2001: Timberlake Reuniting With *NSYNC at VMAs

Justin Timberlake will reunite with late '90s asterisk pirates *NSYNC for a performance at the VMAs, which I like to imagine they strong-armed him into. ("What, you're too good for us now just because you got rid of your Instant Ramen-looking hair and married the hot girl from Summer Catch?") But they aren't rushing… » 8/20/13 9:00am 8/20/13 9:00am

Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Shithead

To your chagrin, the gum-snapping, Jnco-pants-wearing Icarus known as Justin Bieber has not yet flown into the sun. In fact, Biebs' reign of terror has now expanded well beyond the Greater Los Angeles area. He and his Little Rascals were banned for life from Las Vegas Indoor Skydiving after being disrespectful brats.… » 6/25/13 9:00am 6/25/13 9:00am

Robert Pattinson is Face of Dior Homme, But What About L'eau de R.Patz?

Robert Pattinson has just announced as the new impossibly perfect face of Dior Homme, joining Jude Law as one of Dior's professional smolderers. Advertisements for fragrances are always iffy— linking scent to some sort of untouchable image of wealth and/or sex always results in some freaky 30 second clip made by… » 6/12/13 6:15pm 6/12/13 6:15pm