Rob Lowe to Star in Reality TV Series Where He and His Sons Solve Supernatural Mysteries
If you think about it, isn’t Rob Lowe kind of like a real life ghost detective? Think harder.
Rob Lowe Did a Very Bad Job of Convincing Jimmy Kimmel He Wasn't Behind That Job Listing
Rob Lowe went on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Wednesday night to promote whatever that show he’s currently on is, and the conversation eventually turned to that very funny job listing TMZ published earlier this week. Remember? It said his assistants should “never assume anything,” have a massage or Jacuzzi ready if needed, and…
Rob Lowe Needs a New Personal Assistant, and the Job Listing He Allegedly Posted Is Truly Bonkers
If I got a job as Rob Lowe’s personal assistant, I would expect certain things from day one. Things like occasionally being splattered with self-tanner, weekly scoldings for buying the wrong brand of almond milk, and late-night phone calls from Winona Ryder. (He’d be like, “TELL HER I’M DEAD,” then I’d tell her he’s…
Ann Coulter Bombed So Hard on The Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe
Cultural disease Ann Coulter was so bad on The Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe that the biggest laugh during her set happened in response to Pete Davidson heckling her. That’s right—it was Ann Coulter’s turn to do the roasting, but she was so bad at it, stammering with poor timing and devoid of cleverness, that she…
Selena Gomez Is Selling California Mansion After Numerous Intrusions by a Stalker
According to TMZ, Selena Gomez is selling her Calabasas mansion after making “numerous” calls to 911. Gomez has lived in the mansion for only a year and a half. The gossip website reports that Gomez’s stalker broke into the home only a few days after Gomez moved in. He reappeared a few days after the initial incident…
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Are Still Married
In today's Tweet Beat, I'm strangely not surprised that the most hated couple on The Hills is still together, I hope the middle seat between John Stamos and Rob Lowe is open and does anyone know if Lana Del Rey is physically capable of smiling?
Kate Mulgrew Is in a Doc that Argues the Sun Revolves Around the Earth
Um, so, wait, what, who? Who what now? Did when? Why? What!? The beloved and iconic Kate Mulgrew—of Star Trek: Voyager and Orange Is the New Black—has reportedly narrated a new documentary, produced by virulent anti-Semite and Holocaust denier Robert Sungenis, promoting the idea that the sun revolves around the earth.…
Rob Lowe Is Leaving Parks and Rec Because 'Amy Poehler Is a Prick'
Later this season — whenever NBC decides to actually air it — Rob Lowe and Rashida Jones will be moving on from Parks and Recreation and heading to greener pastures (that better not be in Eagleton). It's a sad event, surely, but wait until you hear the real reason why.
The Beginning of the End? Rob Lowe, Rashida Jones Ditch Parks and Rec
Rob Lowe and Rashida Jones will be leaving Parks and Rec during the 13th episode of the upcoming sixth season, executive producer Mike Schur has confirmed — because their characters are maybe, probably, having that baby they were talking about at the end of last season.
Rob Lowe Stares Into the Internet and Dreadlocked Rob Lowe Stares Back
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Rob Lowe plumbs the depths of the internet and finds some treasure, Yoko Ono continues to do Yoko Ono, and Rob Delaney shares what he learned from bridesmaids.
Victoria's Secret Finally Finds Kate Upton Worthy Of Its Tacky Bras
Once Upton a time (last year), a Victoria's Secret model booker said the brand would never deign to hire Kate Upton because her look was "too obvious." For a store that sells boyshorts for 14-year-olds with "I Get Around" written in glitter on the ass, mind you. "We would never use Kate... She’s like a footballer’s…
Beyonce Slapped on the Buns Mid-Song by a Nefarious Dane
DOOOOOOOD, you really can't just go around slappin' nonconsensual buns, and you especially can't just go around slappin' nonconsensual Beyonce buns, because Beyonce buns have highly paid 24-hour bun-guards who will haul your ass to Danish butt-jail! So DO NOT DO IT. But anyway, someone did it.
Here's a Gut-Churning Clip of Kelly Rowland Breaking Down On Stage
Kelly Rowland's "Dirty Laundry," a slow ballad about the dark side of fame, her competition with Beyoncé and how it was linked to Rowland's abusive relationship, puts its listeners through the emotional wringer — so you can only imagine how intense it is for her to perform it live.
Saturday Night Social: Don't Forget Overshadowed Birthdays
It's just dumb luck if your birthday happens to coincide with a major holiday like Christmas or Arbor Day, but when it's overlooked because of a middling holiday invented by boozy Catholics who wanted a plausible excuse to cheat during Lent, well, that seems downright unfair. Before you start brushing the green dye…
Brad Pitt's Boyish Laughter Will Charm Your Pants Off
Brad Pitt just can't seem to hold it together in these outtakes from Moneyball, but that's okay because everybody thinks he's going to win a Golden Globe tonight and he's a beautiful human being, maybe even the most beautiful. Rob Lowe was giving him a run for his money until the unfortunate Drew Peterson incident,…
Parks & Rec Cast Shares Their Shocking Hidden Talents
Unless someone smashed your remote control while you were watching CBS and you have a medical condition that restricts your movement, we're guessing you didn't watch the People's Choice Awards. Thankfully, our friends at Buzzfeed captured the best moment. You'd watch the cast of Parks & Rec do anything, so why not…
A Creepy First Look At Rob Lowe's Drew Peterson
Happy Friday: Lifetime has just released the first trailer for Drew Peterson: Untouchable, the made-for-TV movie about the life and times of the allegedly wife-murdering, and definitely all-around horrific person — played by none other than Rob Lowe. Huh? It is creepy, it is campy, and it is almost shocking when Lowe…
Watch Rob Lowe React To Old, Dreamboat-y Footage Of Himself
Rob Lowe's attractive self is currently in the middle of a press tour discussing his new autobiography, which is a good enough reason to turn on the TV as is. But this morning, Good Morning America upped the television ante when they aired a vintage clip of Rob in all his 16-year-old teen idol glory. His reaction to…
Katy Perry Paid For Her Mom's Plastic Surgery
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