In today's Tweet Beat, I'm strangely not surprised that the most hated couple on The Hills is still together, I hope the middle seat between John Stamos and Rob Lowe is open and does anyone know if Lana Del Rey is physically capable of smiling?

Um, so, wait, what, who? Who what now? Did when? Why? What!? The beloved and iconic Kate Mulgrew—of Star Trek: Voyager and Orange Is the New Black—has reportedly narrated a new documentary, produced by virulent anti-Semite and Holocaust denier Robert Sungenis, promoting the idea that the sun revolves around the earth.…

Later this season — whenever NBC decides to actually air it — Rob Lowe and Rashida Jones will be moving on from Parks and Recreation and heading to greener pastures (that better not be in Eagleton). It's a sad event, surely, but wait until you hear the real reason why.

Rob Lowe and Rashida Jones will be leaving Parks and Rec during the 13th episode of the upcoming sixth season, executive producer Mike Schur has confirmed — because their characters are maybe, probably, having that baby they were talking about at the end of last season.

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Rob Lowe plumbs the depths of the internet and finds some treasure, Yoko Ono continues to do Yoko Ono, and Rob Delaney shares what he learned from bridesmaids.

Once Upton a time (last year), a Victoria's Secret model booker said the brand would never deign to hire Kate Upton because her look was "too obvious." For a store that sells boyshorts for 14-year-olds with "I Get Around" written in glitter on the ass, mind you. "We would never use Kate... She’s like a footballer’s…

DOOOOOOOD, you really can't just go around slappin' nonconsensual buns, and you especially can't just go around slappin' nonconsensual Beyonce buns, because Beyonce buns have highly paid 24-hour bun-guards who will haul your ass to Danish butt-jail! So DO NOT DO IT. But anyway, someone did it.

Kelly Rowland's "Dirty Laundry," a slow ballad about the dark side of fame, her competition with Beyoncé and how it was linked to Rowland's abusive relationship, puts its listeners through the emotional wringer — so you can only imagine how intense it is for her to perform it live.

It's just dumb luck if your birthday happens to coincide with a major holiday like Christmas or Arbor Day, but when it's overlooked because of a middling holiday invented by boozy Catholics who wanted a plausible excuse to cheat during Lent, well, that seems downright unfair. Before you start brushing the green dye…

Brad Pitt just can't seem to hold it together in these outtakes from Moneyball, but that's okay because everybody thinks he's going to win a Golden Globe tonight and he's a beautiful human being, maybe even the most beautiful. Rob Lowe was giving him a run for his money until the unfortunate Drew Peterson incident,…

Unless someone smashed your remote control while you were watching CBS and you have a medical condition that restricts your movement, we're guessing you didn't watch the People's Choice Awards. Thankfully, our friends at Buzzfeed captured the best moment. You'd watch the cast of Parks & Rec do anything, so why not…

Happy Friday: Lifetime has just released the first trailer for Drew Peterson: Untouchable, the made-for-TV movie about the life and times of the allegedly wife-murdering, and definitely all-around horrific person — played by none other than Rob Lowe. Huh? It is creepy, it is campy, and it is almost shocking when Lowe…

Rob Lowe's attractive self is currently in the middle of a press tour discussing his new autobiography, which is a good enough reason to turn on the TV as is. But this morning, Good Morning America upped the television ante when they aired a vintage clip of Rob in all his 16-year-old teen idol glory. His reaction to…

For the June issue of Elle, Elizabeth Kaye penned what is essentially a very long blind item. The short version? She went to the movies, developed a crush on an actor, set up an interview and subsequently bedded him. Repeatedly.

Today in Tweet Beat, Brooke Hogan shares her wisdom about women, Lady Gaga will not be destroyed, and Rob Lowe never liked Helen Thomas anyway.