London has a reputation for being a cold, cloudy place, and I'm not just talking about the people (zing!). So when comedian Rob Delaney offered a hug to LDN residents, Jezebel's boyfriend/father figure Patrick Stewart jumped at the chance!
In today's Tweet Beat, Rob Delaney and Patrick Stewart are up to their own hijinks again, Rihanna hangs out with a fucking adorable baby and did you know Thelma and Louise invented the selfie?
In today's Tweet Beat, Faye Dunaway is getting into Twitter and not a moment too soon, Demi Lovato has a lot of flannels and Rob Delaney and Patrick Stewart do their best to help out President Obama and British Prime Minister David Cameron in their time of need.
If you're ever feeling overwhelmed or depressed because the internet is starting to feel like an ocean of cruelty and despair at high tide, I suggest checking out some of the long reads by Rob Delaney. The comedian/total beefcake might be most famous for his very active and funny Twitter account, but when he's not…
We will now commence hilarious joke making on late night television. Stop clapping! Clapping is a collectivist act of the weak.
Today in Tweet Beat, Anthony Weiner's press conference has everybody talking. Plus, Chris Brown reminds you that he's an adult, in case you forgot based on his behavior.
Today in Tweet Beat, Johnny Weir has given up on underwear. Plus, Russell Brand and Alec Baldwin hang out in costume.
Today in Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna sees the silver lining to her husband's sex scenes. Plus, Rihanna cries when she cuts onions—stars: they're just like us!
Today in Tweet Beat, Keyshia Cole sets the record straight that she is not friends with Lil' Kim and then the two women argue about that on the internet in front of everyone.
Today in Tweet Beat, Celebs like Snoop, Rhianna and Steve Martin observe the day of weed.
Today in Tweet Beat, Gilbert Gottfried is sorry for making a joke about the tsunami in Japan after losing his job as the spokesman for Aflac. Plus, Justin Bieber reveals his wax figure.
Today in Tweet Beat, we've perhaps solved the mystery of Kelly's behavior on Scary Island. Plus, Dr. Ruth gives some sage sex advice.
Today in Tweet Beat, The Situation sucks at comedy, at least according to Ice-T and Coco, who watched him at a recent taping of Donald Trump's roast. Also, Dr. Ruth watches Glee and approves of how the show handles teenage sexuality.
Today in Tweet Beat, "winning" is already kind of annoying as it's being invoked by everyone from Josh Groban to Kimora Lee.
Today in Tweet Beat, with the Oscars being so boring and Charlie Sheen being, um, Charlie Sheen, he's the main topic on celebs' Twitter accounts.
Today in Tweet Beat, everyone has an opinion (or a one-liner) about Egypt. Plus, 50 Cent gets rape-y.
Today in Tweet Beat, Jennifer Hudson says that that really is her real body. Plus, someone hilariously impersonates Kelly Bensimon on Twitter, and she doesn't like it.
Today in Tweet Beat, did you know that La Toya's dog has the same name as her nephews? Also, Lady Gaga releases artwork for "Born This Way."
Today in Tweet Beat, James Cameron admits he's a blowhard. Plus, Ice-T posts a topless picture of himself.
