Patrick Stewart Has a Hug for Rob Delaney

London has a reputation for being a cold, cloudy place, and I'm not just talking about the people (zing!). So when comedian Rob Delaney offered a hug to LDN residents, Jezebel's boyfriend/father figure Patrick Stewart jumped at the chance! » 6/21/14 4:00pm 6/21/14 4:00pm

Thelma and Louise Reunited and Took Another Selfie

In today's Tweet Beat, Rob Delaney and Patrick Stewart are up to their own hijinks again, Rihanna hangs out with a fucking adorable baby and did you know Thelma and Louise invented the selfie? » 6/19/14 7:40pm 6/19/14 7:40pm

Rob Delaney and Patrick Stewart Join an Important Conference Call

In today's Tweet Beat, Faye Dunaway is getting into Twitter and not a moment too soon, Demi Lovato has a lot of flannels and Rob Delaney and Patrick Stewart do their best to help out President Obama and British Prime Minister David Cameron in their time of need. » 3/05/14 7:30pm 3/05/14 7:30pm

Rob Delaney Wrote a Great Essay Defending a Woman's Right to Choose

If you're ever feeling overwhelmed or depressed because the internet is starting to feel like an ocean of cruelty and despair at high tide, I suggest checking out some of the long reads by Rob Delaney. The comedian/total beefcake might be most famous for his very active and funny Twitter account, but when he's not… » 7/04/13 1:00pm 7/04/13 1:00pm

Ayn Rand's Private Access Show Is Hilarious As Long As You're Able to…

We will now commence hilarious joke making on late night television. Stop clapping! Clapping is a collectivist act of the weak. » 10/23/12 6:15pm 10/23/12 6:15pm

Celebs Are Atwitter Over Anthony Weiner's Weiner

Today in Tweet Beat, Anthony Weiner's press conference has everybody talking. Plus, Chris Brown reminds you that he's an adult, in case you forgot based on his behavior. » 6/06/11 7:30pm 6/06/11 7:30pm

Lisa Rinna Gets Jealous Of Harry Hamlin's Sex Scenes

Today in Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna sees the silver lining to her husband's sex scenes. Plus, Rihanna cries when she cuts onions—stars: they're just like us! » 5/19/11 7:30pm 5/19/11 7:30pm

Twitter Feud: Lil' Kim Vs. Keyshia Cole

Today in Tweet Beat, Keyshia Cole sets the record straight that she is not friends with Lil' Kim and then the two women argue about that on the internet in front of everyone. » 5/18/11 7:30pm 5/18/11 7:30pm

Gilbert Gottfried Apologizes For Japanese Tsunami Joke

Today in Tweet Beat, Gilbert Gottfried is sorry for making a joke about the tsunami in Japan after losing his job as the spokesman for Aflac. Plus, Justin Bieber reveals his wax figure. » 3/15/11 7:42pm 3/15/11 7:42pm

The Situation Bombed At Donald Trump's Roast

Today in Tweet Beat, The Situation sucks at comedy, at least according to Ice-T and Coco, who watched him at a recent taping of Donald Trump's roast. Also, Dr. Ruth watches Glee and approves of how the show handles teenage sexuality. » 3/10/11 7:30pm 3/10/11 7:30pm

Charlie Sheen Shows Up The Oscars

Today in Tweet Beat, with the Oscars being so boring and Charlie Sheen being, um, Charlie Sheen, he's the main topic on celebs' Twitter accounts. » 2/28/11 7:54pm 2/28/11 7:54pm

Jennifer Hudson Denies Photoshop Makeover

Today in Tweet Beat, Jennifer Hudson says that that really is her real body. Plus, someone hilariously impersonates Kelly Bensimon on Twitter, and she doesn't like it. » 2/09/11 7:30pm 2/09/11 7:30pm

Everything La Toya Jackson Says Is Interesting

Today in Tweet Beat, did you know that La Toya's dog has the same name as her nephews? Also, Lady Gaga releases artwork for "Born This Way." » 2/08/11 8:11pm 2/08/11 8:11pm