Secret Society Of Corduroy Enthusiasts Is Ecstatic Today
Today's date is a monumental one for members of the 5,000 weirdo strong Corduroy Appreciation Club. After all, 11/11/11 is the date that most resembles their beloved fabric.
It's Hard Out There For A Cockbib
It looks like there is a war going on between two rival CockBib companies. Jon, owner of CockBib.com, says that rival CockBibCrazy.com has turned his "fun party gag gift into offensive, rude, and degrading item." O, Rly? [TheSexist]
Michelle "Bests" Jackie In Made-Up Style War
Having momentarily exhausted us the subject of Michelle Obama's "style," pundits have been forced to concoct a sartorial rivalry: between Michelle and Jackie Kennedy.