Celebs Were All Sparkles, Grills and Thighs on the VMAs Red Carpet

Last night was the VMAs, an event where famous musicians go to look bored and embarrassed and then collect statues of astronauts. As for the fashion, there was a vast amount of exposed skin (thigh slits! plunging necklines! see-through everything! Miley Cyrus's tongue sticking out of her mouth and waggling all over… » 8/26/13 2:10pm 8/26/13 2:10pm

Justin Bieber Has Made an Enemy of the California Hamster Organization

The California Hamster Organization (Suggested alternate name: Hamsters, Motherfucker™) have accused Justin Bieber of animal cruelty after he gave his little buddy Pac away to a particularly enthused fan. Their objections are that hamsters "often succumb quickly to illness and death," especially when faced with… » 12/20/12 9:00am 12/20/12 9:00am

Oh, Huzzah. Chris Brown Is Back on Twitter to Delight Us All with His…

Following last week's fascinating Twitter feud with comedy writer Jenny Johnson, Chris Brown suspended his feed—thus depriving the general public of up-to-the-minute updates on what's happening inside the brain of Brown. A NATIONAL TRAGEDY. But don't worry—tragedy averted. He's back. » 12/03/12 8:35pm 12/03/12 8:35pm

The Good, the Bad and the Very Ugly Clothes of the MTV Awards

Last night the MTV Video Music Awards were held in Los Angeles, and started early. Apparently this was necessary because the President was speaking and it was also Fashion's Night Out. But it resulted in a fashion photo disaster: Celebrities were all dressed up in the middle of the goddamn afternoon, under the harsh… » 9/07/12 11:40am 9/07/12 11:40am

Mila Kunis Begs Macaulay Culkin to Go to Rehab from Ashton Kutcher Sex…

The systematic destruction of Kevin McAllister rolls cruelly on: Everyone knows that the second most irrefutable fact of the world, immediately below "water is wet," is that there is almost nothing worse than receiving a concerned phone call from an ex, as well-intentioned as they may be. Raise to the tenth power when… » 8/17/12 9:00am 8/17/12 9:00am

Brad and Angelina's Secret Wedding Is Probs Not a Wedding

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having a big, expensive party at their French chateau this weekend and everyone is speculating they're going to get married even though they said it's being thrown in honor of Brad's parents Bill and Jane. "There's a real buzz around the estate," said their good friend Anonymous Source. » 8/10/12 9:00am 8/10/12 9:00am

Christian Bale Visits Aurora Shooting Victims

For days, a Facebook campaign has been asking Dark Knight Rises star Christian Bale to visit the Aurora shooting victims in the wake of last Friday's massacre ("I propose we should make enough noise asking Christian Bale to visit these kids in the hospital dressed in the real Batman outfit. They need to know Heroes… » 7/24/12 8:00pm 7/24/12 8:00pm