In today's Tweet Beat, Ringo Starr loves women, John Green is grating and no, Macy Gray, I haven't.

In today's Tweet Beat, Kylie Jennifer is really into originality, ya know, Ringo Starr comes in peace and Billy Eichner is fed up.

In today's Tweet Beat, of course Ringo would be into emojis and both Erykah Badu and Jesse Tyler Ferguson have issues going to the bathroom.

Downton Abbey creator Julian Fellowes would have liked to give Matthew and Lady Mary Crawley a happier ending, but wasn't able to because Dan Stevens bailed so unceremoniously.

What Not To Wear co-host Stacy London reveals in her upcoming book The Truth About Style that she came by the lessons she doles out to women in sartorial need the hard way. When her psoriasis began at the age of 4, she grew into a self-punishing adolescent who battled anorexia and compulsive overeating, with a weight…

• Jay-Z claimed on the Friday Night With Jonathan Ross that he's responsible for some of Beyonce's famous moves: "She's a magnificent performer. I steal routines from her. She steals from me. The 'uh-oh' dance - that was me." [DailyMail]

At last night's very long, and very crowded, Grammy Awards, most of the audience members were just as confused, annoyed, and distracted as the viewers at home.

[Los Angeles, January 31. Image via Getty.]

• Wait wait wait wait. Did Lindsay Lohan spend the night at Jason Segel's house?

• Chris Brown sat down with MTV's Sway to discuss his assault on Rihanna, noting that he's still unsure as to how the public perceives him and that he believes that "abuse of any kind is always wrong." [MTV]

• Did Madonna get "bored" playing dress-up on the English countryside? Andrew Morton writes that when friends found out the formerly skanky downtown vegetarian was out shooting birds, they gave the relationship 5 years. He adds: "The one thing Madonna hates more than chaos in her life is failure." Ritchie's movies…