There's a Chance Another Royal Baby Is On the Way

Don't freak out or anything, but people are going nuts over cheeky monkey Prince William dropping a hint that there might be another lil' royal soon. More accurately, they're going nuts because Prince William, who is still on that Royal Tour in Australia and New Zealand with Kate and George, said something that people… » 4/13/14 11:30am 4/13/14 11:30am

Rihanna and Drake Held Hands at 4:30 am, PROLLY TOUCHED BUTTS LATER

So, Drake and Rihanna were spotted holding hands in some sort of car or van and also Rihanna was wearing a jester's cap(?) and Drake was doing some sort of Columbo cosplay and according to the Encyclopedia Fucktannica that is IRON-CLAD EVIDENCE OF NONSTOP ROMANTIC HUMPAGE. They're, like, boyfriend-girlfriend now and… » 3/28/14 8:00pm 3/28/14 8:00pm

​Rihanna and Drake Are Back Together For Real This Time (Again)

Rihanna and the loneliest boy in Canada, Drake are officially a thing. The two mononyms have been "virtually inseparable" as Drake's been touring around in Europe. I am a fan of this news. Honestly, did anybody else get the feeling that Drake's latest album "Nothing was the Same" was basically one 15-track booty call to… » 3/16/14 11:30am 3/16/14 11:30am

It Looks Like Rihanna and Drake Are Definitely Maybe Back Together

A few weeks ago it looked like Rihanna and Drake might have been rekindling their love. That possibility has grown stronger with each passing oh nah nah, what's my name? week. » 3/10/14 6:40pm 3/10/14 6:40pm

Video of Rihanna Being Swarmed and Mobbed by French Fans Is Terrifying

The narrative: Rihanna's car approaches her hotel. A few fans get close, peering inside. Peering turns into pounding on the windows. A few fans turn into a crowd. A crowd turns into a screaming throng, crushing and pushing as she emerges from the vehicle. Warning: This will make you feel anxious. » 2/25/14 12:00pm 2/25/14 12:00pm

Selfie Loathing: Rihanna's Snowbunny Hot Tub Birthday Extravaganza

Welcome back to Selfie Loathing, America's number one Vanity Smurf waterpark. Every Friday, we check out what happens when the stars play paparazzi and turn the cameras on themselves. This week: Lupita and Fassbender do a selfie; Ed Sheeran and Kat Dennings really like cats; Amanda Seyfried's hairdo looks complicated;… » 2/21/14 6:00pm 2/21/14 6:00pm

Spring Fashion Ads: Fierce Lupita, Topless Gaga, Rihanna in the Loo

Now that the polar vortex has banished its horrid self from our presence our minds may freely travel to spring, which is lurking alluringly on the horizon. Nowhere is that more apparent than in the fashion world, whose February issues are bursting with new ad campaigns for designers' spring/summer lines. » 2/18/14 4:45pm 2/18/14 4:45pm

Rihanna Reveals Her Shitty Accountant Left Her Bankrupt

To be fair, she actually said "effectively bankrupt," and "effectively bankrupt" in Rihanna-speak means "down to her last $2 million." But, in context, that is a dramatic loss for a woman who regularly earns tens-of-millions per year and is worth more than $40 million total. Rihanna is currently suing said shitty accountant… » 2/12/14 8:00pm 2/12/14 8:00pm

Woman Hawking Whitenicious Skin Bleach Has Tons of Black Friends, OK?

Sometimes you read things that are so ridiculous you can barely believe your eyes. Today that prize goes to the Nigerian and Cameroonian musician Dencia, the woman behind a skin lightening product called Whitenicious — yes, that is the product's real name. » 2/06/14 11:00am 2/06/14 11:00am

Shakira and Rihanna Need to Stop With the Faux-Lesbian Posturing

Honestly, nothing would make me happier than Rihanna and Shakira having a hot and heavy lesbian relationship. In fact, I’d also be pretty happy about Rihanna and Shakira convincingly playing same-sex fuckbuddies in a music video. And yet, their new video together, “Can’t Remember to Forget You,” has me remembering why… » 2/03/14 7:00pm 2/03/14 7:00pm