This Week in Tabloids: Rihanna Is #1 on Cara Delevingne’s Fuck List

Welcome to Midweek Madness, in which we line up our collective fantasies like so many bowling pins and roll a heavy ball of disappointment down the alley at the end of the world. I'm your host, a sleepy Pomeranian, and I urge you to join me this week, in which Amanda Bynes is living off gift cards, North West is on a… » 11/12/14 3:30pm 11/12/14 3:30pm

Rihanna Seemed Sober at the Concert for Valor, Sounded Awesome

HBO held its veteran-honoring Concert for Valor on the National Mall Tuesday evening, and rough early estimates were that it would draw 800,000 people to see spectacles such as the Zac Brown Band singing the national anthem and Jamie Foxx leading a crowd-wide chant of "USA! USA! USA!" » 11/12/14 12:00pm 11/12/14 12:00pm

Yes, The New Beyoncé Album is Real

This week, Twitter tried to spoil the Beyhive's early holiday gift by posting an alleged tracklist for Beyoncé Platinum, featuring everything we loved from last year's surprise self-titled album, plus another disc of brand-new songs. (Including a very intriguing "Cherry" f. Rihanna: could it be that rumored "Blow"… » 11/04/14 9:50am 11/04/14 9:50am

Beyoncé MIGHT Have a New Surprise Album On the Way

Beyoncé may have planned to surprise you with another album and Twitter ruined it. Maybe. In these heady days of Internet photoshop trickery and confusion—Are Kylie Jenner's lips real? Is there actually a three-breasted woman?—social media could be playing the sweetest, most melodious of tricks on us with a new,… » 11/03/14 12:30pm 11/03/14 12:30pm

Beyoncé and Jay Z, America's Royals, Have Landed at the Louvre

After a brief disruption, the Parisian sojourn of the American royal family — Beyoncé, Jay Z and Blue Ivy — is back on schedule. The Knowles-Carter clan has shared photos from an idyllic (read: private) trip to the Louvre, where Jay and Bey embraced amongst priceless works of art and the young dauphine frolicked in… » 10/13/14 10:30am 10/13/14 10:30am