Prolific Lesbian Burglars Thwarted By Lion

Today in unfortunate news about criminals who happen to be homosexual women we have the case of Harley Rose Gifford and Britney Singleton, both 19, who burglarized 29 homes in Upper Darby, Pennsylvania this summer. Oh, also — Britney and Harley are "lesbian lovers." Not "girlfriends" or "a couple" or "dating" — I mean, that… » 9/20/11 5:40pm 9/20/11 5:40pm

Why We All Need Planned Parenthood

I was 16 the first time I visited Planned Parenthood. I'd had sex, you see. Actual sex! Three whole times! My gay best friend Hayden and I had decided, despite his homosexuality, that we were so "emotionally close" that it was only natural for us to lose our "straight virginities" to each other. It happened at boarding… » 2/14/11 5:40pm 2/14/11 5:40pm