Bobby Jindal Confident Women Will Vote GOP if Republicans Just Stop Saying What They Actually Believe

Can you guess Louisiana Governor and unfortunate Kenneth the Page doppelgänger Bobby Jindal's great advice for the GOP as it attempts to retool itself to become more palatable to female voters? Change stuff around so that the party isn't one big, embarrassing celebration of religious wackiness? Stop making fairy…
Thanks to Team Rape, Most Americans Consider Themselves Pro-Choice Again
Just six months ago, a Gallup poll found that the number of people who call themselves "pro-choice" was only 41%, a record low. Many conservatives gleefully championed the study as evidence that scores of youngins were becoming radically invested in the anti-abortion movement, while others thought the poll was more…
Team Rape Lost Big Last Night
Well, well, well, America. You're so much less awful than I thought. With horror stories of suppression and fuckery being whispered from Ohio to Florida, many nervous Obama voters braced for the worst yesterday, only to be rewarded with what basically amounts to the election equivalent of the pony they thought Santa…
Lady Voters Straight Shunning Mourdock
With Republicans vocally supporting candidates like Gollum (R-Goblin Kingdom) and Skeletor (R-Eternia) it's a little embarrassing when they turn their back on you. Such in the plight of poor Richard "god's intent" Mourdock. At a fundraising dinner/pep rally for Indiana Republicans on Monday evening, he was majorly…
Obama Wants You to Vote Like Your Vagina Depends On It
It's hard to believe (say, about as inconceivable as the concept that some women are raped because it's God's "intention") that Obama could've lost a significant amount of support from women voters after that one lackluster Denver debate. But, according to national polls and some battleground state surveys, that's…
President Obama on Leno Tonight: 'Rape Is Rape. It Is a Crime.'
When Leno asked President Obama what he thought about Indiana's GOP Senate candidate Richard Mourdock's statement, "I think even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape, that it is something that God intended to happen."
Romney Says He Still Supports GOP Senate Candidate Who Thinks Rape Is ‘Something God Intended’
The latest contender in the highly competitive race for "GOP candidate who provides the most horrifying, soul-crushingly ignorant insights about rape" is Indiana GOP Senate candidate Richard Mourdock, who said that when God hands you rape, you should make rape-ade:
