On Wednesday, I attended the Christie’s auction of Joan Rivers’s private effects. I’m sorry to report that First Wives’ Club lied.

Kim Kardashian has been quite vocal about how she loathes being pregnant, so it’s not surprising she’d request a huge reward for enduring months of agony while carrying her and Kanye West’s spawn. Her second child with West is due around Christmas, so the reality star has announced the one item on her push present…

The second season of Ladies of London ended this week with a BANG—I am referring to the sound of my heart exploding in agony and grief—but the most chilling moment, perhaps, came at the beginning of the episode, from the mouth of a 3-year-old British gentleman by the name of Max Hermer.

“Just 158 families...contributed $176 million in the first phase of the campaign...Not since before Watergate have so few people and businesses provided so much early money in a campaign, most of it through channels legalized by the Supreme Court’s Citizens United decision five years ago.” The New York Times’ story…

Can you identify the point at which couples decided that the strength of their love was best reflected by the degree to which they infuriate bystanders? I cannot.

A study published in the BMJ on Thursday found that wealthy, educated, high-functioning baby boomers aren’t so far behind college students when it comes to drinking their faces off.

Real estate developer Mohamed Hadid, commonly known as “that model Gigi’s dad,” is reportedly bullying an old lady into giving up a piece of her land so he can build a $45 million, 30,000 sq. ft spec castle in Bel Air.

Oh, hell yes, fellow peasants: a motherfuckin rich-ass baby has graced the pages of The Daily Summer—a “haute beach season” “oversize glossy” which serves as the “uncontested fashion bible for the Hamptons set”—to tell us how he motherfuckin LIVES!

Remember the early 2000s, when a designer logo handbag was the ultimate status symbol, to the point that not-rich people were either saving paychecks to cop them and/or trawling Canal Street for the best knockoffs? That era is over. These days, rich people think the logo bag is gauche, and would prefer to floss their…

Rich Californians don’t seem to care much about the drought or the fact that their home state is drying into a crispy, brown plate of earth—they’re continuing to fill their swimming pools for their dogs and water their lawns with impunity. They’re special, because money told them so.

Nasty Gal founder and noted #GIRLBOSS Sophia Amoruso is worth $250 million. She’s also a bride-to-be and, in going through all the assorted motions, has assembled an impressive gift registry. Ah, yes: Rich people love asking people to buy them more rich-people things.

Enterprising capitalists have basically turned one of Nelson Mandela’s old homes into an Airbnb. The Nelson Mandela Centre for Reconciliation is now open to the public. For a price.