Please Give the Woman Behind "Housewives Sonata" a TV Deal Right Now

We might say things are the funniest or the best fairly often around here, but this is legit the best and funniest thing on the internet. Nicole Spiezio, marry me immediately. Seriously, someone give this woman a sitcom, because I'm already subscribed to her Hulu channel.* » 3/14/13 9:30pm 3/14/13 9:30pm

RHONJ's Melissa Gorga Visits Times Square In A Fat Suit

[Apparently she posed for photographs, ate a hot dog and had onlookers staring at her as she wandered through Times Square and hailed a taxi. New York, October 24. Images via Splash.] UPDATE: This is why. » 10/24/11 5:15pm 10/24/11 5:15pm

Not Even Bravo Andy Can Save Teresa Giudice From Herself

Part two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion was a lot like part one in that it was an hour and fifteen minutes of four people picking apart Teresa Giudice's flaws. And yes, there are many, but the second half of this hours-long reunion focused on two major points. The first is that Caroline Manzo is… » 10/24/11 2:20pm 10/24/11 2:20pm

The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Reunion, Part 1: 'The Teresa Giudice…

Come one, come all to the Teresa Giudice Show! RHONJ's most delusional housewife was on the offensive during last night's reunion, pitting the rest of the cast — including two of her actual family members — against the Fabulicious author. As you've come to expect, the entire special was an hour-long cat fight, but… » 10/17/11 4:35pm 10/17/11 4:35pm

Caroline Manzo: 'As Italian As The Olive Garden'

Last night's season finale of The Real Housewives Of New Jersey featured an attack of Italian authenticity by Teresa Giudice on the Manzo family. In very first pages of her Italian family cookbook Fabulicious! (real name — seriously) Teresa writes, "Caroline Manzo is as Italian as the Olive Garden." She continues,… » 10/10/11 6:00pm 10/10/11 6:00pm

In An Intellectual Battle Between The Jersey Housewives, We All Lose

Last night's episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey followed the housewives and their respective families on an exotic vacation in the Dominican Republic. The crew stayed in Punta Cana, which, obviously, the producers chose based on the number of jokes they expected the Manzo boys to make about the name. » 10/03/11 5:10pm 10/03/11 5:10pm

Watch Michael Lohan And Kate Major's Relationship Go Down In Flames

This most recent (and final) season of Celebrity Rehab went off the rails last night. Michael Lohan, father to Lindsay and patient at Casa del Rehab, blew a gasket when a tabloid website published a photo of himself kissing one of the lesser Real Housewives of New Jersey (Kim G.) When his famewhorey… » 8/08/11 7:00pm 8/08/11 7:00pm

Watch Real Housewife Teresa Giudice's Horrible Tanning Commercial

If you're $11 million in debt, what do you do? Shill for a local tanning salon, of course! Here's RHONJ's Teresa Giudice's awkward-as-hell commercial for Sizzle Tans (you may want to go there to burn your retinas after watching). » 8/02/10 12:23pm 8/02/10 12:23pm