Ohio Zoo Wants Rhino Siblings to Get All Flowers in the Attic Together

As the species numbers dwindle, the Cincinnati Zoo is hoping to mate their only lady Sumatran rhino with her little brother. Well, I guess that's just one way a zoo can offer family SUPER friendly education. New slogan idea — Zoos: teaching kids how animals naturally act in the wild since... well, uh, hmm... » 7/21/13 9:30pm 7/21/13 9:30pm

Joy Behar Is Horny For Rhino Love

The View is back! The View is back! I couldn't be more excited. Pass me the Astroglide, because I think I just grew a dick and I wanna stick it in a man's anus—that's how wonderfully gay the lineup was all week on our favorite morning gab fest. Joan Rivers! Jackie Collins! Mary Tyler Moore! Mario Cantone! Plus, Oprah… » 7/13/07 3:30pm 7/13/07 3:30pm