Martha Stewart Would Like Apple to Fix Autocorrect, Thanks

In today's Tweet Beat, Martha Stewart would like some assistance thank you very much, Heidi Klum looks slimy and Retta calls out the most annoying part of Christmas. » 12/10/14 7:30pm 12/10/14 7:30pm

Retta Loves Older White Men Who Can Dance

Retta's live-tweeting skills are the stuff of legend. Legend. On Tuesday's edition of Late Night With Seth Meyers, the Parks & Recreation actress explained the origin of her TV obsession and how it all started with her anxiety while binge-watching Breaking Bad, especially the episodes with the twin assassins. Same. » 10/09/14 10:50am 10/09/14 10:50am

Retta's Annoying Seat Filler Keeps Tweeting Annoying Fat Jokes At Her

Comedian Retta livetweeted the Emmys Monday night, and her spiel included a portion about a particularly vocal seat filler placed next to her who bothered her for a part on Parks and Recreation, among other faux pas. Since then, he's made offensive jokes about her being fat and smelly. Oh and he also commented that he… » 8/28/14 10:00am 8/28/14 10:00am

​Chris Pratt, Retta and Others Teach Us How To Safely Binge-watch

Hello television binge-watcher. Why don't you have a seat? The stars of your favorite shows are here, and they're concerned about your TV habits. This is an intervention. » 8/16/14 12:30pm 8/16/14 12:30pm

Top 10 Women Who Could Replace David Letterman

Big news on the late night front: David Letterman is retiring in 2015. Big news! That means a coveted and rare spot is opening up in the dude party that is late night TV. Could it be that the time has finally come to let a woman sit behind a desk and ask guests questions about movies they're promoting on shows that… » 4/03/14 6:00pm 4/03/14 6:00pm

L.A. Earthquake Shakes Tweeting Celebs From Their Beauty Sleep

At 6:25 a.m. Pacific Daylight Time, a magnitude 4.4 earthquake rattled the Los Angeles area. The first thing a lot of Hollywood stars did was post to Twitter. » 3/17/14 10:45am 3/17/14 10:45am

Miley Cyrus' Opening Number Is BANANAS

Miley Cyrus started her Bangerz tour yesterday and it looks...interesting. If her opening number is any indication, this concert pretty much encapsulates everything we've seen Miley do in the past several months: underwear as outerwear, sinister-looking stuffed animals, a little person carrying a photo of Britney… » 2/15/14 11:30am 2/15/14 11:30am

Seriously Pretty Party Dresses at the Elle Women in Television Event

Mindy Kaling's Elle Cover Made Her Feel 'Glamorous & Cool'

In today's Tweet Beat, one member of Blink-182 is not Team Peeta, Mindy Kaling is cool with her ELLE cover and Retta watches All About Eve. » 1/07/14 7:20pm 1/07/14 7:20pm

Kevin Bacon's 12 Degrees Of Christmas: A Veritable Cavalcade of Stars

In this video, a smattering of random celebs sing "The Twelve Days of Christmas." You know, lords a leaping, maids a milking and all that. » 12/24/13 11:30am 12/24/13 11:30am

Read The Highlights From Retta's AMA On Reddit, Which Are All Awesome

Retta, everyone's favorite social media diva and television recapper joined Reddit for a predictably awesome AMA on Friday. In a time when some celebrity AMAs have been a little disappointing, Retta delivered on everything you could possibly ever wonder about America's Goddamn Sweetheart. » 11/09/13 3:29pm 11/09/13 3:29pm

Selfie Loathing: What Celebrities Did on Instagram This Week

Welcome back to America's favorite Vanity Smurf K-hole. This week, Ian Smolderhotter is snuggling with animals, Lindsay Lohan is covered in blood and Nicki Minaj has some weird ideas about what cop uniforms look like. Celebrity Instagrams (and maybe a Vine or two), presented without comment. Enjoy. » 11/01/13 6:20pm 11/01/13 6:20pm

Fear and Selfie Loathing: What Celebs Did on Instagram This Week

Here's what the stars were doing this week as they played paparazzi and turned the camera on themselves. Celebrity Instagrams (and maybe a Vine or two), presented without comment. Enjoy. » 8/16/13 5:00pm 8/16/13 5:00pm

Can Donna Meagle Please Get Some Ass on Parks and Rec?

Donna Meagle — played by the luminous Retta — on Parks and Recreation has a seriously active and rewarding dating life. The only problem is that so far it's all been off-camera. Could the series' upcoming season finally be the one where she gets an onscreen love interest? Retta certainly hopes so. (And what Retta… » 7/22/13 2:40pm 7/22/13 2:40pm

Lisa Rinna Wants to Know Who Keeps Mouthbreathing on Her Phone

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna wants Twitter to find out who keeps masturbating to Days of Our Lives and calling her, Patti Stanger seeks the rare fawns of Los Angeles, and Retta can't hold in her LOLs. » 5/29/13 7:30pm 5/29/13 7:30pm

Retta Talks Race, Typecasting and Her Version of Loud & Obnoxious

Before the days of Parks and Recreation, most of us had little-to-no idea who Retta was (how deprived we all were!) Even when she signed on to do the show, there was little promise of her breaking out and becoming recognizable. She was only a background actor until one day Amy Poehler decided to engage her in a… » 5/02/13 5:00pm 5/02/13 5:00pm

'Birth Control on the Bottom Yogurt' Combines Our Two Favorite…

If there's one thing I know as a modern diverse lady-woman, it's that if there's one thing diverse groups of modern female ladies like better than not getting baby-pregnant, it's bowel regularity! Lucky for both of our bottom-holes, now there's Dannon's Birth Control on the Bottom Yogurt. » 1/21/13 5:00pm 1/21/13 5:00pm

After You Watch This You'll Replace Your Best Friend with Retta

Retta was on Conan last night, talking about her love for opera and how everyone wants to do her or be her (OK, the second part was all me, but you were thinking it ADMIT IT). » 12/11/12 10:30am 12/11/12 10:30am

If You're Gonna Ask Retta to Marry You on Twitter, At Least Try to…

In this edition of Tweet Beat, Retta has some toilet-bound prospects, Emma Watson is happy, Oprah and Tyler Perry are making moves and Wiz Khalifa is a big fan of the wake and bake.
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