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Joe Biden: Barbara Boxer Has Been 'My Soul Mate in the Senate'

California Senator Barbara Boxer announced earlier this week that she won't seek reelection in 2016, via a weird video featuring her grandson and some freestylin'. In a statement, Vice President Joe Biden bid her farewell in the most Bidenish way possible, that is, by reminiscing about their "passionate" political… » 1/09/15 10:10am 1/09/15 10:10am

When 1 in 5 Men Have Abused Women, We Need New Statistics

Nearly one in five men admit to abusing their wives or girlfriends, which really makes you think, how many of those abusers do I know? With such a small number, what else do one in five people do? Refuse to wash their hands after peeing? Pick their nose in public? Be open to a sexual rendezvous with a robot? Real… » 9/16/14 7:00pm 9/16/14 7:00pm

Hot Male Model Ditches Fashion for Football

Meet Myles Crosby. He's eighteen years old, six foot three, has cheekbones you could slice a ham on, and modeled for Calvin Klein. And according to the Dallas Morning News, he's decided to retire as a model and play football for SMU. An agent says if Myles modeled full time he could "easily" earn six figures a year,… » 2/07/13 6:00pm 2/07/13 6:00pm

Hillary Clinton Cannot Resist HGTV’s Sexiest Home Improvement Show

Hillary Clinton, according to a speculative article in the New York Times, is looking forward to her hard-earned retirement after traveling the world almost nonstop for the past four years like a more badass, sunglasses-on-the-private-jet version of James Bond. Whatever will she do next, now that so many doors seem to… » 11/11/12 3:30pm 11/11/12 3:30pm

What Can an Older Version of Yourself Teach You? Wear Sunscreen and…

For most young-ish people, it's easy to be cavalier about things like saving for your eventual retirement. But what if you were forced to confront an older version of yourself in the mirror? Besides freaking out about how wrinkly and sun-spotty you've gotten, would it make you think twice about setting some money… » 4/12/12 4:30pm 4/12/12 4:30pm