The Results Are In: How Much You Really Masturbate

On Thursday, we asked you how much you masturbate. On Friday, you learned how you stacked up against your fellow Jezebel readers.

On Thursday, we asked you how much you masturbate. On Friday, you learned how you stacked up against your fellow Jezebel readers.

Ladies, this is going to go on all tonight and into the wee hours of the morning given that California's polls don't close until 11:00 ET and everyone expects that one to be close. But, we here at Jezebel understand that there are more important things on TV tonight and that, holy hell, watching pundits for hours…