Kim and Kanye Got a Secret Marriage License and Might Marry This Week

According to TMZ, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West obtained a "confidential" marriage license and plan to get secret-nuptialed this week before their big fancy Paris wedding on May 24. » 4/29/14 8:00pm 4/29/14 8:00pm

Jerks Are Jerks: The Baios Are Among the Proud Assholes Supporting…

In this edition of Tweet Beat, Renee and Scott Baio can't get enough crispy bigotry, Questlove is tweeting Amsterdam, Mindy Kaling knows that "Firework" is a great song and please, please stop throwing popcorn at the monkeys.
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David Hasselhoff Is Chilling with a Wombat

In today's Tweet Beat, David Hasselhoff cuddles a wombat, Renee Baio wishes Ronald Reagan a happy birthday, Stephen Fry has the shits and people sound off on the Superbowl.
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In Defense Of Scott Baio: Speak Now, Or Forever Hold Your Peace

It's been a rough week for Scott Baio: paying taxes, dealing with nasty websites, supervising his wife's homophobic Facebook updates. He just wants everyone to really understand him, and so we're ready to let Team Baio step forward. » 4/22/10 2:20pm 4/22/10 2:20pm

Scott Baio's Online Meltdown: A Complete Timeline

Scott Baio has had some issues of late. He's mad. Mad at liberals, mad at uninformed fans, and really mad at the Internet. Crazy mad. But a recent history of Baio's insanity reveals that his fall was all but inevitable. » 4/20/10 3:40pm 4/20/10 3:40pm

"You Lesbian Shitasses": Scott Baio's Wife Rants On Facebook (Updates)

Scott Baio has been having some Internet troubles lately. And now his wife Renee is taking to the web to fight cunty "lesbos." How did it come to this?! » 4/19/10 3:20pm 4/19/10 3:20pm