According to TMZ, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West obtained a "confidential" marriage license and plan to get secret-nuptialed this week before their big fancy Paris wedding on May 24.
In this edition of Tweet Beat, Renee and Scott Baio can't get enough crispy bigotry, Questlove is tweeting Amsterdam, Mindy Kaling knows that "Firework" is a great song and please, please stop throwing popcorn at the monkeys.
In today's Tweet Beat, David Hasselhoff cuddles a wombat, Renee Baio wishes Ronald Reagan a happy birthday, Stephen Fry has the shits and people sound off on the Superbowl.
It's been a rough week for Scott Baio: paying taxes, dealing with nasty websites, supervising his wife's homophobic Facebook updates. He just wants everyone to really understand him, and so we're ready to let Team Baio step forward.
Scott Baio has had some issues of late. He's mad. Mad at liberals, mad at uninformed fans, and really mad at the Internet. Crazy mad. But a recent history of Baio's insanity reveals that his fall was all but inevitable.