"Lindsay Lohan, James Franco and Terry Richardson Collaborate on New R.E.M. Video" is like a mad lib in which the category for every noun is "unappealing thing."
R.E.M. were on The Colbert Report last night to promote their new album Accelerate, and Colbert had some career advice for Stipe, saying that the band's music was "a little too political... people want to hear songs about girls!" To which Stipe responded, "Yeah, I'm not good with the girl songs." Teh gayz r funny!