They've said it before, but naturally people keep asking them, so Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres will say it again. They are not having kids. Don't want them, don't need them, it'll be just the two of them and their adorable seasonal wardrobes. Thank you, come again.

No! The wonderfully batty, tipsy holy duo of Hoda and Kathie Lee are boiling with resentment thanks to that classic American triptych of greed, geography and sheer carnal impulse. (I may have thrown that third one in.) Apparently Kathie Lee has been lobbying to move Today to Los Angeles for quite some time, and her…

The list of candidates being considered to fill ABC's Regis-shaped hole has been whittled down to three—Josh Groban, Michael Strahan, and SNL's Seth Meyers. Meyers is reportedly the frontrunner and will join host Kelly Ripa for a weeklong trial starting on Monday July 9th. "Ripa's preference for pal Anderson Cooper is…

After Beyonce was photographed hanging out with Kim Kardashian at a "Watch the Throne" concert in Birmingham, UK over the weekend, throngs of fans took to Twitter to express their outrage. "Beyoncé and Kim Kardashian in the same picture let alone the same sentence is tragic," said one. "if your role model is Kim Kardashian, …

Sienna Miller is with child! As soon as we're done cheering, let's also take a moment to breathe a sigh of relief that said child does not belong to her former on-again-off-again flame Jude Law. Instead, the baby daddy is 26-year-old actor Tom Sturridge—whom you may also know as Robert Pattinson's best friend (and,…

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap: Carla Hall almost vomits on The Chew; a dress made from ladies underwear; "Brogurt"; and Regis Philbin tries out a new job alongside Beavis and Butthead.

Regis Philbin, who has co-hosted Live! for the past 28 years, left the show Friday saying that the show lasted so long because "people tell me why they watch it...because it makes them feel better. And it can't get any better than that. It makes them happy."

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, while visiting Wendy Williams' show, Snooki insults Wendy Williams, Adam Scott and Jon Hamm are best buds, and we say goodbye to Regis Philbin (for now).

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Anderson Cooper has his Courtney Stodden impression perfected, Regis Philbin takes his shirt off, Beavis and Butthead return with brand-new episodes, and Justin Timberlake details the time he lived with Ryan Gosling.