Any Sandwich That Costs More Than $12 Should Be Legally Obligated to Have a Side

We live in a world in which someone else sets the price of things; our only choice in consumption is to buy or not to buy. Nevertheless, it is nonetheless true that when something you buy to eat costs $12, it should come with a side. I’m talking sandwiches, burgers, and even the occasional breakfast tartine. I’m just… » 8/17/15 12:10pm 8/17/15 12:10pm

It's Like Y'all Don't Get What a Redneck Is

Let's us here talk about Duck Dynasty, but first, let's ask ourselves why any of us were surprised, much less outraged, that a bunch of sketchoid Christian duck hunters in Louisiana who could pass as ZZ Top stand-ins have homophobic or deeply ignorant racist views. I mean really, it's like you've never seen rednecks… » 12/23/13 2:10pm 12/23/13 2:10pm

Rednecksploitation Is So Hot Right Now

A few years ago, reality TV was concerned with showcasing the lives of good-looking, affluent people: The wealthy lovebirds of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica; rock royalty in The Osbournes, Ally Hilfiger and the moneyed kids on Rich Girls; Paris Hilton in The Simple Life, the sunny blondes of Laguna Beach and The Hills.… » 10/22/12 4:00pm 10/22/12 4:00pm