Broccoli Stench and Brown Filth: Don't Leave Your Diva Cup in Too Long

There are so many ways that a romantic night under the stars can go wrong: Birds can poop on you, monsters can crawl out of the sea to eat you, your mom could call in the middle to tell you about her anal polyps. A vagina exploding with menstrual blood, however, is a completely new one. » 9/03/14 5:30pm 9/03/14 5:30pm

Manboys Throw Tantrum Over Having Their Celebrity Nudes Taken Away

"I don't really know why it's such a big deal. Jennifer's breasts are great! Why is she so upset?" This was a snippet of the conversation I heard between two high school-aged boys on the bus this morning. They were discussing the nude leak that took place earlier this week and they were angry that they no longer had… » 9/02/14 5:50pm 9/02/14 5:50pm

Behind Every Bullied Woman Is a Man Yelling About Free Speech

Sunday's massive leak of photos of nude celebrities — including Jennifer Lawrence and Aubrey Plaza — spiraled out of 4Chan and Reddit, two web communities that fancy themselves promoters of free speech and privacy. Ostensibly, free speech and privacy are good things. But lately, those rights are so often invoked in… » 9/02/14 11:30am 9/02/14 11:30am

Man Gets Dick Chopped Off, Still Has More Sex Than Any Of Us

What's better than a guy with two dicks answering all the questions you might have about his endowment? Not much, but a contender has appeared. Meet Penisindoor, a man who is dickless due to a bloody accident and who's currently awaiting an experimental penile transplant. Close your eyes if you're squeamish. » 8/18/14 8:20pm 8/18/14 8:20pm

Man Kills Family Cat With Aggressive Masturbation

Before you read any further, you must know that the cat dies at the end of this post. And it doesn't die due to old age. It dies, unfortunately, because some dude on Reddit masturbated so much that his cat had to be put down. What's the connection, you ask? Well, it's more clear when you realize the redditors username… » 8/08/14 6:50pm 8/08/14 6:50pm

Woman Escapes Death by Hitman, Fakes Her Own Murder, Does Intense AMA

Reddit AMAs are often interesting, sometimes dramatic, but generally never as intense as the one that is going on right now. The interviewee is a woman who narrowly escaped death by a hitman and she's here to answer everyone's questions about what goes on when an ex just won't let things go. » 8/08/14 4:30pm 8/08/14 4:30pm

This Man's Wife Refused to Pose for Pregnancy Pics, So He Did Instead

I have it on good authority that there's nothing a pregnant woman wants to do more than spend hours taking photos to document her progress. That's why Glamour Shots was invented and the reason they offer a pregnancy special at The Mall of America location. One woman, however, said "hell no" to this time-honored… » 7/30/14 11:40am 7/30/14 11:40am

Teen Doesn't Want to Use Pool Because His Parents Fuck In It Too Much

If there's one thing Reddit is good for, it's getting answers to some of life's most important questions. What wine goes with a nice polenta? What the fuck are cufflinks really for? How do you tell your parents politely that their fervent commitment to pool-fucking is making it hard for you to swim? WHAT IS LIFE AND… » 7/29/14 6:45pm 7/29/14 6:45pm