Ah, to be a groupie. You have a sex-thing with a famous person one time (or a few times) and then you get to lug the memory around like a precious treasure for the rest of your life, until your senescence is marked by the crowing of your descendants: "Grandma, Adam Levine was sent to the outer space garbage-colony… Read… 11/18/13 7:00pm 11/18/13 7:00pm

Well, this is despicable. Read… 10/14/13 12:50pm 10/14/13 12:50pm

Well, that was quick: just days after the release of the new iPhone, the gentlemen/scholars of Reddit have already figured out a way to make it weird and creepy: by using the slow motion video camera function to record and swap videos of bouncing boobs. Hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of boobs, just a-bouncin'. Read… 9/23/13 5:45pm 9/23/13 5:45pm

Art thou bored? Well, here's a thing you aren't doing right now! It's a new activity (4 boyz!) called "stretching your gym shorts out into a sexy one-shouldered dress and then taking a picture of yourself posing like a speakeasy chanteuse." Why not give it a try? Read… 9/09/13 5:00pm 9/09/13 5:00pm

Reddit user dignityblows, whose real name is Amanda, has become a bit of an internet sensation because of this GIF that shows her losing a significant amount of weight over the course of a year that is a real WHOA. Read… 9/04/13 5:50pm 9/04/13 5:50pm

Just when you think the Taylor Swift meme has taken on all forms possible and seen its last days (in lieu of such fresh material as Miley Cyrus Twerks On Famous Paintings), you're wrong. Pinterest user Emily Pattinson has been 'shopping quotes from Hitler, Stalin and Bin Laden onto Swift pictures with deceptively… Read… 8/31/13 12:30pm 8/31/13 12:30pm

There's a pick-up artist project on Kickstarter — (over)funded almost exclusively thanks to Reddit, natch —- that encourages men to "force" women to rebuff advances because “personal space is for pussies." Will Kickstarter shut it down before the creator receives over $15,000 this afternoon? Read… 6/19/13 10:00am 6/19/13 10:00am

In case you're not on Reddit (and if that's the case, pat yourself on the back because you're not an Internet-addicted waste human like me), Samuel L. Jackson has been doing this thing where he asked Redditers to submit 300 word monologues, one of which he would choose to perform. According to the post, members of… Read… 6/06/13 4:40pm 6/06/13 4:40pm

Most people usually ignore writing scribbled on bathroom stalls, or at least forget all about it after they're done peeing; I know I've seen countless confessions of unrequited love and unspeakable pain over the years, all of which I've erased from memory as soon as I zip up my jeans. Read… 1/17/13 3:00pm 1/17/13 3:00pm

Memes are cultural ideas that are passed from person to person, in a sort of Internet oral tradition. Or, you know, they're photos of cats with shit written on them. Sometimes both! One of the most popular memes is Good Guy Greg — Good Guy Greg is rad dude who does nice things for you. He is a good guy. Good Guy Greg… Read… 11/29/12 10:25am 11/29/12 10:25am

When a dad found his 13-year-old son's malware-infested porn stash, he wrote a the kid a letter and posted it on Reddit; it quickly became one of the site's most popular posts. In the letter, he tells his kid that porn is A-OK but the computer-killing spam that often comes with it isn't; therefore, the son should look… Read… 10/01/12 9:30am 10/01/12 9:30am