Man Gets Dick Chopped Off, Still Has More Sex Than Any Of Us

What's better than a guy with two dicks answering all the questions you might have about his endowment? Not much, but a contender has appeared. Meet Penisindoor, a man who is dickless due to a bloody accident and who's currently awaiting an experimental penile transplant. Close your eyes if you're squeamish. » 8/18/14 8:20pm Monday 8:20pm

Man Kills Family Cat With Aggressive Masturbation

Before you read any further, you must know that the cat dies at the end of this post. And it doesn't die due to old age. It dies, unfortunately, because some dude on Reddit masturbated so much that his cat had to be put down. What's the connection, you ask? Well, it's more clear when you realize the redditors username… » 8/08/14 6:50pm 8/08/14 6:50pm

Woman Escapes Death by Hitman, Fakes Her Own Murder, Does Intense AMA

Reddit AMAs are often interesting, sometimes dramatic, but generally never as intense as the one that is going on right now. The interviewee is a woman who narrowly escaped death by a hitman and she's here to answer everyone's questions about what goes on when an ex just won't let things go. » 8/08/14 4:30pm 8/08/14 4:30pm

This Man's Wife Refused to Pose for Pregnancy Pics, So He Did Instead

I have it on good authority that there's nothing a pregnant woman wants to do more than spend hours taking photos to document her progress. That's why Glamour Shots was invented and the reason they offer a pregnancy special at The Mall of America location. One woman, however, said "hell no" to this time-honored… » 7/30/14 11:40am 7/30/14 11:40am

Teen Doesn't Want to Use Pool Because His Parents Fuck In It Too Much

If there's one thing Reddit is good for, it's getting answers to some of life's most important questions. What wine goes with a nice polenta? What the fuck are cufflinks really for? How do you tell your parents politely that their fervent commitment to pool-fucking is making it hard for you to swim? WHAT IS LIFE AND… » 7/29/14 6:45pm 7/29/14 6:45pm

Man's Attempt to Play Gay to Help a Friend Backfires Spectacularly

It started out innocently enough (it always does) — one man pretends to be gay for a single dinner party to help a friend out. As lies do, this one sucked in the friend's family, free time, and living situation. And, before he knew it, the Helpful Man found that the lie had spiraled completely and entirely out of… » 7/21/14 6:15pm 7/21/14 6:15pm

Tilda Swinton Will Neither Confirm Nor Deny She's David Bowie's Clone

Tilda Swinton stopped by Reddit over the weekend to promote her new movie Snowpiercer and do an AMA. Her answers — surprising no one — were excellent, open and covered topics ranging from her filmography to fashion to polyamory. In fact, the only point at which she got a little cagey was when discussing what people… » 6/30/14 2:20pm 6/30/14 2:20pm

Explainer: Who Is Slender Man and Why Would Two Girls Kill for Him?

News broke last night that, according to Wisconsin police, two 12-year-old girls recently lured a friend into the woods and stabbed her 19 times. Then, when questioned, they allegedly claimed they wanted to ingratiate themselves with "Slender Man," a monstrous urban legend created by the Internet. » 6/03/14 12:45pm 6/03/14 12:45pm

Dude's Demand for an Open Relationship Backfires Spectacularly

Happy Monday! Let's all celebrate the new week with a little sweet justice, in the form of a tale of woe plucked from Reddit: An anonymous dude is very upset that, after he maneuvered his "big girl" girlfriend into an open relationship so he could score with mad babes, she's getting loads more dates than him. » 5/19/14 10:30am 5/19/14 10:30am