People Don't Want to Eat at Red Lobster or Olive Garden Anymore

Numbers are down this quarter at Olive Garden and Red Lobster (both owned by Darden Restaurants, Inc.), despite recent jazzy revamps including small plates and lighter menu options. Sales at Olive Garden are down 4%, while Red Lobster is down 5.2%. For some strange reason, people just don't seem to be gobbling… » 9/20/13 3:40pm 9/20/13 3:40pm

Judge Prescribes Bowling and Red Lobster as Remedy for Domestic Violence

A Florida judge has ordered a man accused of grabbing his wife by the neck and shoving her into the back of their couch to take the woman out on a proper date: Red Lobster, and bowling. Anything else shitty and totally inappropriate you want to suggest, judge? A gentle fingerbanging session, perhaps? » 2/08/12 6:35pm 2/08/12 6:35pm