The drum-off to end all other drum-offs took place on Thursday's Tonight Show when Will Ferrell took on his lookalike, Red Hot Chili Pepper's drummer Chad Smith.

I want to discuss something that I have never seen addressed in a women's magazine or in any book. It's a very real issue that affects many women. And that issue is getting hot pepper in your ladybits.

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