Happy Independence Day: Here's a New Taylor Swift Music Video
Happy 4th of July! On this holiday, Taylor Swift would like to remind you that she is free. Free from the tyranny of not having thousands of people cheer for her all the time. Free from the oppression of not getting to dress like the ringleader of a psychosexual nightmare circus. Free to hire a woman with a…
Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin Grammys
Last night at the 13th annual Latin Grammy Awards — held at the Mandalay Bay Events Center in Las Vegas — celebrities hit the red carpet in plunging necklines, short hemlines and enough sequins to drown a Rockette. You may not know some of these names or faces, but you'll never forget some of these outfits.
Robert Pattinson Eats Ice Cream on The Daily Show, Jokes About His Spanx
All those Antique Roadshow marathons seem to have poured some glitter gas back into Robert Pattinson's PR sparkle tank and gotten him through two major New York appearances. First, Rob visited Jon Stewart, who played a spirited round of Very Concerned Camp Counselor on the Daily Show. ("What are we doing here? Are you…
Now You Can Get Your Starbucks Drinks Without All the Extra Insects
First Starbucks switched to cochineal extract, a food coloring made from ground up bugs, to satisfy the demands of people wanting more natural products used in their food. Then the vegans found out the company had opted for insects and freaked out. So now Starbucks has announced it has abandoned the bug juice and will…
Starbucks Pisses Off Vegans
Whether you're a vegan or not, the idea of eating crushed up bugs is kind of upsetting—and yet a lot of us do it regularly and don't even realize it. Wait, we do? Yes, the bugs in question are used to make something called cochineal extract, which is actually a pretty common product used to dye foods like yogurt and…
I've Got You, Beige
LA, Jan 29: Actress and award presenter Julia Stiles, who will play me in the Lifetime Original Movie wherein I am stalked by my husband's stalker but eventually dramatically prevail, at the 63rd Annual Director's Guild Awards.
Ladies Love Guys Who Wear Red
Scientists say women are more attracted to men in red, because they see them as "higher in status." Unfortunately this attraction will end in tragedy when the men in red are the first to die in every Star Trek firefight.
The President Would Doubtless Approve!
Herewith, a dialectical and materialist Marxist critique of the Crayola crayon factory. But how can anything with that many colors be alienated from nature? [Boing-Boing]
The Reds Of Their Eyes
The women's Olympic field hockey team from the UK have a way to deal with the thick smog in Beijing: red contact lenses. The team will wear the lenses so they can spot the ball through the haze and also reduce squinting which can cause headaches. While The Sun seems to be tickled that the women will be wearing the…
Will Bono Ever Find The Humanitarian Cause He Is Looking For?
- Because the continent of Africa is not enough, Bono has founded a nonprofit to ensure that our next president makes poverty a key item on his (or her!) agenda. Seriously, is there anything bigger than this guy's heart? Besides maybe his collection of "funky" sunglasses? [CNN]
- Female inmates in Florida reach out to…
