Game of Boners: Daddy, Daddy, You Bastard, I'm Through

Last night, after calling my dad to wish him a happy Fathers Day, I settled into my couch to watch the season four finale of Game of Thrones and was surprised by a very special holiday episode. The show's characters were also celebrating their dads. The only difference is that they were celebrating Father's Day in the… » 6/16/14 7:45pm 6/16/14 7:45pm

So The Coven Finale Was Terrible, Right?

I had a lot of theories going into last night's finale of American Horror Story: Coven. I thought maybe Myrtle was the real villain and that she'd end up killing everybody; I thought they might pull some weird gender shit and let Kyle be the Supreme and have him end up killing everybody; I thought that Fiona might… » 1/30/14 6:20pm 1/30/14 6:20pm

American Horror Story Baddest Witch: An Eye for a Seeing Eye

Welp, so much for the slow redemption of Madame Delphine LaLaurie. The racist serial killer (head firmly reattached to her body) is back to her old murderous tricks and just when we were starting to like her, too. Did all those hours that Queenie forced her to watch Roots mean nothing?! Well, if the fate of the poor,… » 1/16/14 6:15pm 1/16/14 6:15pm

Baddest Witch: Who Won Last Night's American Horror Story?

Last night's episode of American Horror Story: Coven was totally solid. I mean, it was fucked up and sad like always, but it was also cohesive, funny AND we finally saw the first of Patti Lupone as Miss Robichaux's new, bible thumping next door neighbor. (Unfortunately, there were no songs to be had). » 10/24/13 5:45pm 10/24/13 5:45pm

Game of Boners: For the Benefit of the Family

Welcome to Game of Boners, your weekly tally of all the nudity that appears on everyone's favorite fantasy fuck fest, Game of Thrones. Every Monday, we will recap each boob, buttock and sex act that appears on camera, along with some other fun facts from the episode that may or may not have anything to do with sex… » 6/10/13 6:15pm 6/10/13 6:15pm

Oh My Fucking Old Gods: The Game of Thrones Ep That Destroyed Us All

Welcome to Game of Boners, your weekly tally of all the nudity that appears on everyone's favorite fantasy fuck fest, Game of Thrones. Every Monday, we will recap each boob, buttock and sex act that appears on camera, along with some other fun facts from the episode that may or may not have anything to do with sex… » 6/03/13 5:13pm 6/03/13 5:13pm

Game of Boners: Like Lambs to the Slaughter

Welcome to Game of Boners, your weekly tally of all the nudity that appears on everyone's favorite fantasy fuck fest, Game of Thrones. Every Monday, we will recap each boob, buttock and sex act that appears on camera, along with some other fun facts from the episode that may or may not have anything to do with sex… » 5/20/13 6:20pm 5/20/13 6:20pm

Game of Boners: So Much for Your Happy Ending

Welcome to Game of Boners, your weekly tally of all the nudity that appears on everyone's favorite fantasy fuck fest, Game of Thrones. Every Monday, we will recap each boob, buttock and sex act that appears on camera, along with some other fun facts from the episode that may or may not have anything to do with sex… » 5/06/13 6:00pm 5/06/13 6:00pm

Game of Boners: Jon Snow Knows Something After All

Welcome to Game of Boners, your weekly tally of all the nudity that appears on everyone's favorite fantasy fuck fest, Game of Thrones. Every Monday, we will recap each boob, buttock and sex act that appears on camera, along with some other fun facts from the episode that may or may not have anything to do with sex… » 4/29/13 7:00pm 4/29/13 7:00pm