American Horror Story Baddest Witch: An Eye for a Seeing Eye

Welp, so much for the slow redemption of Madame Delphine LaLaurie. The racist serial killer (head firmly reattached to her body) is back to her old murderous tricks and just when we were starting to like her, too. Did all those hours that Queenie forced her to watch Roots mean nothing?! Well, if the fate of the poor,… » 1/16/14 6:15pm 1/16/14 6:15pm

Baddest Witch: Who Won Last Night's American Horror Story?

Last night's episode of American Horror Story: Coven was totally solid. I mean, it was fucked up and sad like always, but it was also cohesive, funny AND we finally saw the first of Patti Lupone as Miss Robichaux's new, bible thumping next door neighbor. (Unfortunately, there were no songs to be had). » 10/24/13 5:45pm 10/24/13 5:45pm

American Horror Story: Which Witch Was the Most Badass This Week?

Well, that was better, right? I wasn't entirely onboard with the first episode of American Horror Story: Coven, but I'm fully onboard now. Franken-boyfriends! Lange-Bassett showdowns! Witch Stevie Nicks*! Yes, yes and yes. This is all ridiculous, all amazing. » 10/17/13 5:00pm 10/17/13 5:00pm

Oh My Fucking Old Gods: The Game of Thrones Ep That Destroyed Us All

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Welcome to Game of Boners, your weekly tally of all the nudity that appears on everyone's favorite fantasy fuck fest, Game of Thrones. Every Monday, we will recap each boob, buttock and sex act that appears on camera, along with some other fun facts from the episode that may or may not have anything to do with sex… » 6/03/13 5:13pm 6/03/13 5:13pm

Game of Boners: Jon Snow Knows Something After All

Welcome to Game of Boners, your weekly tally of all the nudity that appears on everyone's favorite fantasy fuck fest, Game of Thrones. Every Monday, we will recap each boob, buttock and sex act that appears on camera, along with some other fun facts from the episode that may or may not have anything to do with sex… » 4/29/13 7:00pm 4/29/13 7:00pm

Game of Boners: Your Weekly Game of Thrones T&A Watch

Welcome to Game of Boners, your weekly tally of all the nudity that appears on everyone's favorite fantasy fuck fest, Game of Thrones. Every Monday, we will recap each boob, buttock and sex act that appears on camera, along with some other fun facts from the episode that may or may not have anything to do with sex… » 4/01/13 2:50pm 4/01/13 2:50pm

This Week on The Newsroom: Justin Timberlake Is a Fan!

Welcome back to "The Newsroom": Recaps from an Internet Girl, our weekly feature where we recap Aaron Sorkin's new media drama without actually watching a single episode. Sound purposefully limiting? That's because it is. Sorkin hasn't given us female bloggers very much credit when it comes to comprehending his oh-so… » 7/09/12 6:50pm 7/09/12 6:50pm

The Newsroom: Recaps from an Uninformed Internet Girl

Early last week, The Social Network screenwriter Aaron Sorkin drew ire when, during a press conference for his suuuuuuuuper serious new HBO drama The Newsroom, he referred to Globe and Mail reporter Sarah Nicole Prickett as "Internet Girl," a diminutive as ignorant as it is demeaning — The Globe and Mail, for those of… » 7/02/12 6:40pm 7/02/12 6:40pm