Candy Company Sorry Its Gummy Candy Came Out Penis-Shaped

You know that excited, blissful feeling that comes when you're just about to chow down on a fresh pack of gummy bears, but then you notice you're actually holding a fistful of penises? Because after a little mixup at the gummy bear factory, a whole bunch of kids in New Zealand do. And the company would like them to… » 9/11/14 4:25pm 9/11/14 4:25pm

Uncle Ben's Rice Recalled After Children Experience Burning and Rashes

A recall has been issued for certain kinds of Uncle Ben's rice served at schools, hospitals, restaurants and other similar locations, following a series of outbreaks of sick children. » 2/12/14 10:00am 2/12/14 10:00am

Yikes: Almost 600 pets have died — and thousands have gotten sick — from jerky treats made in China. Even though two companies announced recalls back in January, the problem persists, and the FDA seems stumped. (This fact sheet details what they do know.) » 10/23/13 3:20pm 10/23/13 3:20pm

Anyone Else Have Some Moldy-Ass Chobani in Their Fridge?

After addressing the Chobani recall earlier this week, commenters posted disturbing Chobani yogurt photos. Then, we got this email with some more than slightly repulsive photos attached. » 9/12/13 10:40am 9/12/13 10:40am

Oh No, Ladies: Chobani Greek Yogurt Linked to 89 Reports of Illness

Since Jezebel is a site for ladies and things ladies like, and since yogurt is the number one thing ladies like/want/see/eat/do/rub all over ourselves/others, I suppose we should talk about how a bunch of Chobani Greek yogurt manufactured in Twin Falls, Idaho has made 89 people ill with nausea and cramps. DAMMIT… » 9/10/13 9:30pm 9/10/13 9:30pm

Meet the Foods That Are Trying to Murder You This Weekend

Food is good, except when it’s BAD, as in stabby-stab-stab in your pancreas and colon bad. Some foods have been masquerading as good, when in fact they are murderous psychopaths, determined to trick you to ingesting them so they can perforate your internal organs. The safe eater is the paranoid and over-informed… » 9/07/13 2:30pm 9/07/13 2:30pm

Enjoy Your Frosted Mini-Wheats, Now with More Metal Bits!

Kellogg, that cursive-adoring purveyor of fine, sugary breakfast cereals, is recalling one of its most asymmetrical cereals — Frosted Mini-Wheats. According to the Wall Street Journal, the company will shell out a cool $30 million to cover a recall of Frosted Mini-Wheats in the U.S. due to a possible contamination by… » 10/12/12 9:30am 10/12/12 9:30am

Innocent-Looking Ice Cream Scoop Becomes Projectile Weapon

The Pampered Chef company is recalling 20,000 of its liquid-filled ice cream scoops because, according to Reuters, when exposed to warm water "the cap and seal at the end of the scoop handle can fly off with substantial force." These dessert-helpers-turned-grenades have caused cuts and bruises, as well as damage to… » 12/21/11 1:55pm 12/21/11 1:55pm

Your Hair Could Suddenly Change Color

If you use Clairol Natural Instincts Hair Dye, watch out. The company is recalling 10 shades because the included color-boosting packets, which you use two weeks after initial dyeing, are incorrect and could change your hair color. This sounds like the work of an evil hair dye prankster! But never fear, "the main… » 4/12/11 2:15pm 4/12/11 2:15pm

Cookie Dough Advisory In Effect!

Nestle has recalled Toll House refrigerated cookie dough products after several people fell ill from gorging on it raw, which their packaging apparently advises against. (E. Coli warning on raw dough: dough-gorgers as Surgeon General's Warning: chain-smokers.) [LAT] » 6/19/09 11:20am 6/19/09 11:20am

Hydroxycut Pulled From Shelves After Consumer Dies

In a not entirely surprising move, the FDA has issued a warning to consumers using Hydroxycut, a dietary supplement that has been linked to severe liver damage and has led to at least one death. » 5/02/09 1:30pm 5/02/09 1:30pm