You know who really needs more fetishizing? Virgins! Honestly, the thousands and thousands of years of telling women that their only value is in how many (or how few) people they've had sex with just hasn't been enough. Let's keep this party going. Bring out the bridal sheets!

This is Tiara, Tahiti and Presley Hernandez. They're Peter Hernandez's, a.k.a. Bruno Mars's sisters, and they appear to be angling for the storied position of "Kardashian 2.0."

Preachers' Daughters, a new Lifetime show premiering tonight, follows — you guessed it! — three teenage girls whose parents are preachers.

For those of you not keeping count, every single one of the eight bachelorettes on ABC's ode to dysfunctional dating, The Bachelorette, have been white. Given the racially unbalanced state of affairs in entertainment, it's not that hard to believe — but it's still a real fucking bummer. And before anyone says boo about …

When I was a senior in high school, my parents and I took a trip to Samoa to visit my uncle. In preparation, because I am essentially a cave salamander, my mom forced me to go to a tanning salon and get a "base" so that I wouldn't crisp like a tater-tot in the South Pacific sun. I crisped anyway, of course (this raw…

As you may have heard, Fox is planning to revive their ugsploitation plastic surgery pageant hit The Swan (if there are any time travelers here from the year 1994, yes, that is literally a genre now and please move your arm so I can defibrillate you), but with an extra depressing twist: it's Celebrity Swan.…

Are you a young person who exists? Then you're probably a hipster, and therefore should try to be on TV! Whether you're a "classy bitch who is totally stuck up" or "supper [sic, we guess?] intellectual and nerdy" or "a total stoner", this is the job for you! You'll be paid (probably in American Spirits!), and this shit show …

Just as the O.C. begat Laguna Beach and Big Love begat Sister Wives, the interest in twenty-somethings trying to make it in New York has peaked: An "Emmy-winning" production company is looking for real life young women like the girls in Girls.

In late December, a sizzle reel video for a show called All My Babies' Mamas — starring rapper Shawty Lo — started making the rounds, and the buzz was that the program would air on the Oxygen network. The series promised to reveal, in the words of Shawty Lo himself, "How did a guy like me end up with 10 baby mamas and…

A new reality show being produced by DaM Legacy Entertainment is casting hot Latina mamis. I am not making this up!