These Donnie Loves Jenny Ads Are Offensive to Romance Novels

The show you didn't want, the show you actually pleaded A&E not to make, the show you're screaming about right now, Donnie Loves Jenny, premieres tonight. In anticipation, the network has released some ads making Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarthy look as though they're on the cover of some old romance novels. No. No.… » 1/07/15 1:00pm 1/07/15 1:00pm

Bachelor in Paradise Reenacts Affair Cast Member Had With Boom Mic Guy

What's the point of a reality television show if you have to use fake footage to get your point across? That's a question that was brought up on Monday night's episode of Bachelor in Paradise when the show tried to explain the mysterious exit of cast member Michelle K., who was secretly doing something with a crew… » 8/12/14 1:30pm 8/12/14 1:30pm

Valentines for the Trashy TV Fan in Your Life

Did you totally forget to buy Valentine's Day cards for your friends, co-workers, or loved ones? Are you that lazy? If so, then you probably watch a lot of TV, right? Probably a lot of reality TV. Well, you're in for a treat. Pairing the romantic, heart-felt musings of reality stars with the equally mature aesthetic… » 2/14/12 11:30am 2/14/12 11:30am

Dance Moms Just Isn't What it Used to Be

In order for camp, as a genre, to be truly enjoyable it needs to rely on the naïveté of its subjects. It needs to be unintentional Like on the first season of Dance Moms, when kiddie choreographer Abby Lee Miller and the moms whose children are enrolled in her studio didn't realize just how fucking ridiculous they… » 1/18/12 3:30pm 1/18/12 3:30pm

Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places: A Reality Show Audition

As mentioned previously, Fox is casting a reality show for "real" women to vie for the affection of a "Kevin James type". One casting was in Brooklyn this weekend, and so was I. » 4/20/09 6:00pm 4/20/09 6:00pm

I gave bad answers, what can I say? The only thing worse than auditioning for a show would be actually getting it.