Valentines for the Trashy TV Fan in Your Life

Did you totally forget to buy Valentine's Day cards for your friends, co-workers, or loved ones? Are you that lazy? If so, then you probably watch a lot of TV, right? Probably a lot of reality TV. Well, you're in for a treat. Pairing the romantic, heart-felt musings of reality stars with the equally mature aesthetic of … » 2/14/12 11:30am 2/14/12 11:30am

Dance Moms Just Isn't What it Used to Be

In order for camp, as a genre, to be truly enjoyable it needs to rely on the naïveté of its subjects. It needs to be unintentional Like on the first season of Dance Moms, when kiddie choreographer Abby Lee Miller and the moms whose children are enrolled in her studio didn't realize just how fucking ridiculous they were… » 1/18/12 3:30pm 1/18/12 3:30pm

Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places: A Reality Show Audition

As mentioned previously, Fox is casting a reality show for "real" women to vie for the affection of a "Kevin James type". One casting was in Brooklyn this weekend, and so was I. » 4/20/09 6:00pm 4/20/09 6:00pm

I gave bad answers, what can I say? The only thing worse than auditioning for a show would be actually getting it.