This is Tiara, Tahiti and Presley Hernandez. They're Peter Hernandez's, a.k.a. Bruno Mars's sisters, and they appear to be angling for the storied position of "Kardashian 2.0."

Oh god, oh god, it's finally here. Footage from the upcoming Ryan Lochte reality show, What Would Ryan Lochte Do? (premiering April 21), has arrived and I don't know why I ever thought this shit would be boring. Some of the things Ryan Lochte would do apparently include:

Unfortunately for, uh, all citizens of Earth, the Girls reality show is apparently underway: ABC has picked it up and already chosen a star, a 25-year-old publicist named Hailey Glassman whose achievements include, hand to God, dating Jon Gosselin and being on an episode of My Life is A Lifetime Movie. She's also…

Staten Island has been hit very hard by Hurricane Sandy, but on Friday, volunteers showed up to help. Drita D'Avanzo of the reality show Mob Wives, also showed up, camera crew in tow. One volunteer and witness tells the Observer:

Though "Divorce Hotel" sounds like the title of the Break Up's sequel in which a freshly reconciled/married Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston decide to break up AGAIN the very first night of their Costa Rican honeymoon and have to hilariously spend two weeks tip-toeing around each other in the hotel's Corazón Suite,…

TMZ is reporting that the fourth season of the hit MTV reality show will be shot in Italy, with producers scouting locations right now. A "source" says that Vinny's Italian relatives will host the cast for an authentic Guadagnino dinner.

Last night's episode of Millionaire Matchmaker featured a plus-size publicist named Robin. She's worth $1.7 million and in search of a Matthew McConaughey type. What happened to her was painful.

TLC's My Strange Addiction had us at hello, but this does not mean we were prepared for the hairdryer addiction. Which is not what it sounds like.

In a Bravo marketing genius mashup, the ladies of The Real Housewives Of Orange County and The Real Housewives Of New Jersey were on the Isaac Mizrahi/Iman hosted Fashion Show last night. Let the bitchery begin!

One day after calling Miley Cyrus pathetic, Bill O'Reilly took to the Factor tonight to mock Kate Gosselin for her freakout while camping with Sarah Palin (see it here). He even suggested a bear murder her! The video, inside.

The new Sundance channel show Girls Who Like Boys Who Like Boys is a "groundbreaking" (their claim) series that explores the relationship between a woman and her gay best friend.

[Yeah, that's right. A Mischa Barton reality show. Hopefully titled Welcome To The OC, Bitch. Los Angeles, November 17. Image via INFDaily.]

In Genuine Ken: The Search for the Great American Boyfriend, which will air on Hulu, eight dudes will compete to prove that they possess Ken's qualities in order to be "the ultimate boyfriend for every occasion." So: Smooth crotches, yes?

Last night on the season finale of Sister Wives, Kody married his 4th wife, Robyn.