Hilarious Casting Call for Hipsters Describes Every Type of Person

Are you a young person who exists? Then you're probably a hipster, and therefore should try to be on TV! Whether you're a "classy bitch who is totally stuck up" or "supper [sic, we guess?] intellectual and nerdy" or "a total stoner", this is the job for you! You'll be paid (probably in American Spirits!), and this… » 2/06/13 10:15pm 2/06/13 10:15pm

New Show Promises to Find the New Marilyn Monroe, But Do We Really Want One?

There's no denying that Marilyn Monroe had an unusually potent combination of sex, innocence, beauty and charm, but at some point maybe we should think about retiring her ultimate bombshell jersey and letting her rest in relative peace. For one thing, she had an incredibly sad life in many ways—and she met an even… » 4/12/12 10:00pm 4/12/12 10:00pm

Shockingly, Fame-Whoring Tore Kim And Kris Apart

Upon hearing that E! quickly turned footage of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' crumbling marriage into a new season of Kim And Kourtney Take New York, I was half disgusted, half excited to see these terrible people get what was coming to them. And while watching last night's season premiere, I learned a valuable… » 11/28/11 11:00am 11/28/11 11:00am

Bachelor Pad Ends Just As Horribly As It Began

After a short, but insane season of delusional reality television characters, simulating sex in challenges, and throwing eggs at the least attractive girl in the house, Bachelor Pad has come to a close. But don't you worry — there was enough fuckery in last night's three hour long finale to hold you over til it's… » 9/13/11 6:03pm 9/13/11 6:03pm

Here's Emma Stone Singing, Circa 2004, For The Chance To Be A Partridge

Well, well, well — now we know that Emma Stone didn't just magically burst onto the scene during the filming of Superbad, all calm, cool, and collected. In 2004 she was just another girl looking to find fame any way she could. And she found it — sort of — on the Vh1 reality series In Search of The Partridge Family. » 8/15/11 3:25pm 8/15/11 3:25pm

The Real World: Do Virtual Lives 'Count' ?

By now everyone's probably heard about the couple » 11/21/08 5:30pm 11/21/08 5:30pm who divorced after the husband's virtual infidelity in the computer game "Second Life." Obviously, getting involved in these games can have real-life consequences. But for some people, the fantasy becomes reality in a good way: some virtual designers and entrepreneurs…

Fox's Abortion Reality Filled With White Christian Women

The mouthpiece of your crazy republican grandma, Fox News, debuted a documentary on abortion this past Saturday called Facing Reality: Choice (somehow that sounds like the set up for a joke, but it's for real). Fox purports to show the struggles that "everyday Americans" experience when deciding the fate of their… » 10/29/07 5:00pm 10/29/07 5:00pm