Hilarious Casting Call for Hipsters Describes Every Type of Person

Are you a young person who exists? Then you're probably a hipster, and therefore should try to be on TV! Whether you're a "classy bitch who is totally stuck up" or "supper [sic, we guess?] intellectual and nerdy" or "a total stoner", this is the job for you! You'll be paid (probably in American Spirits!), and this… »2/06/13 10:15pm2/06/13 10:15pm

New Show Promises to Find the New Marilyn Monroe, But Do We Really Want One?

There's no denying that Marilyn Monroe had an unusually potent combination of sex, innocence, beauty and charm, but at some point maybe we should think about retiring her ultimate bombshell jersey and letting her rest in relative peace. For one thing, she had an incredibly sad life in many ways—and she met an even… »4/12/12 10:00pm4/12/12 10:00pm

Shockingly, Fame-Whoring Tore Kim And Kris Apart

Upon hearing that E! quickly turned footage of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' crumbling marriage into a new season of Kim And Kourtney Take New York, I was half disgusted, half excited to see these terrible people get what was coming to them. And while watching last night's season premiere, I learned a valuable… »11/28/11 11:00am11/28/11 11:00am

Here's Emma Stone Singing, Circa 2004, For The Chance To Be A Partridge

Well, well, well — now we know that Emma Stone didn't just magically burst onto the scene during the filming of Superbad, all calm, cool, and collected. In 2004 she was just another girl looking to find fame any way she could. And she found it — sort of — on the Vh1 reality series In Search of The Partridge Family. »8/15/11 3:25pm8/15/11 3:25pm