And the Winner of March Madness: Reality TV vs. Reality Is...
Guys, we’ve reached the end. The votes have been tabulated. And I am VERY sorry to tell you, but REALITY, that cold hard truth, has won.
March Madness Final Two: Not Being Here To Make Friends Goes Up Against Ordering In
Well, we’re here at a crossroads. This March Madness has been, as predicted, a rough one. “What are we voting for?” cried the confused. “Best? Worst?” Unfortunately for those who want easy answers, this competition was never going to be easy, for it required considering some of the most existential questions of our…
March Madness Final Four: Not Being Here to Make Friends Is in It to Win It
We’ve reached the final matchups for this year’s March Madness, and I have to say, I knew Judy Sheindlin was a hard worker, but I had no idea she hustled this hard.
March Madness Elite Eight: Judge Judy Continues to Dominate
Elite Eight baby! It’s sort of incredible to see how far we’ve come. I mean, Top Chef could go all the way—really, people?
March Madness Sweet 16: The Kardashians Are Officially Out of the Running
Well we, lost a few good ones yesterday, including... Vanderpump Rules! Lala Kent is shaking her tatas with disgust right now, y’all.
March Madness Round 2: Dinner Parties From Hell Narrowly Beat Mini Ponies in Your Backyard
Well I hate to break it to you, but Round 1 of March Madness is done. We lost some good soldiers along the way and saw some real upsets. Let’s pay respect to those that fell.
March Madness: Could White People Dabbing Win This Whole Damn Thing?
We’re wrapping up the final day of Round 1 of this year’s March Madness battle, Reality TV vs. Reality.
March Madness: Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Not Being Here to Make Friends Try to Advance
Hello, and welcome to the second day of Jezebel’s March Madness 2016. Today we’re just going to tackle some more of Reality TV’s Round 1; tomorrow, we’ll finish the rest of it.
Jezebel's March Madness 2016: Reality TV vs. Reality
In past years, Jezebel has used the end of March to debate the big issues of our time: whether pie is better than cake, whether sex is better than chocolate, whether drugs are better than alcohol. Those battles, while contentious, were relatively simple. But simple is boring. Real life isn’t simple. Real life is…
Meet the Man Who Loves the Feel of Bugs on His Dick
As of now, we don't know very much about Christopher, one of the many guests who'll appear on the new Showtime series Sex with Sunny Megatron. Here's what we do know: He's a formicophile. That means he loves to have bugs crawl over him, slithering on and around his nipples and genitals.
Hilarious Casting Call for Hipsters Describes Every Type of Person
Are you a young person who exists? Then you're probably a hipster, and therefore should try to be on TV! Whether you're a "classy bitch who is totally stuck up" or "supper [sic, we guess?] intellectual and nerdy" or "a total stoner", this is the job for you! You'll be paid (probably in American Spirits!), and this…
New Show Promises to Find the New Marilyn Monroe, But Do We Really Want One?
There's no denying that Marilyn Monroe had an unusually potent combination of sex, innocence, beauty and charm, but at some point maybe we should think about retiring her ultimate bombshell jersey and letting her rest in relative peace. For one thing, she had an incredibly sad life in many ways—and she met an even…
Shockingly, Fame-Whoring Tore Kim And Kris Apart
Upon hearing that E! quickly turned footage of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' crumbling marriage into a new season of Kim And Kourtney Take New York, I was half disgusted, half excited to see these terrible people get what was coming to them. And while watching last night's season premiere, I learned a valuable…
Bachelor Pad Ends Just As Horribly As It Began
After a short, but insane season of delusional reality television characters, simulating sex in challenges, and throwing eggs at the least attractive girl in the house, Bachelor Pad has come to a close. But don't you worry — there was enough fuckery in last night's three hour long finale to hold you over til it's…
Here's Emma Stone Singing, Circa 2004, For The Chance To Be A Partridge
Well, well, well — now we know that Emma Stone didn't just magically burst onto the scene during the filming of Superbad, all calm, cool, and collected. In 2004 she was just another girl looking to find fame any way she could. And she found it — sort of — on the Vh1 reality series In Search of The Partridge Family.
Anatomy Of A Bachelorette Finale
Another season of The Bachelorette has come and gone. Exhale. But last night's heartbreaking/heartwarming extravaganza nailed all the necessary points in the franchise's finale routine.
What the Hell Did Ryan Seacrest Just Do on American Idol?
At the end of tonight's live 90-minute American Idol episode—during which our Top 12 girls performed—host Ryan Seacrest said, "How do you pick your favorite, right?" with what appeared to be a weirdly random Asian accent. Buh?
Camille Grammer: Kelsey Forced Me to Do Real Housewives
Today's episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show featured an interview with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills villain Camille Grammer, during which she claimed that she never wanted to do the show, but was pushed into it by soon-to-be ex-husband Kelsey.
Bill O'Reilly Wants a Bear to Eat Kate Gosselin
One day after calling Miley Cyrus pathetic, Bill O'Reilly took to the Factor tonight to mock Kate Gosselin for her freakout while camping with Sarah Palin (see it here). He even suggested a bear murder her! The video, inside.
Top Chef: Just Desserts Was Particularly Ridiculous
Top Chef: Just Desserts is always full of sugar-coated weird. But last night's episode — in which contestants had to make tea-sized desserts based on celebrity couples — resulted in levels of bullshitting I've not seen since college seminars.
