Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Batty Find the Crystal Skull Dress Dorinda Wore on Real Housewives of New York

Welcome to Fashion Scavenger Hunt, a long-running Jezebel column in which we all work together to find the elusive product of your dreams. Need help with a style or specific item, or just looking for advice on dupes? Email me at and I, too, will put my nimble googling fingers to work.

Last Night's RHONY Included a Conversation About Blow Jobs and 'Eskimo Teeth' 

The Real Housewives of New York is back with a new slew of terrible tag lines (including “Diamonds aren’t a girl’s best friend; martinis are!” and “A Jew and an Asian walk into a bar...and then they had me!”), proving once again that RHONY is not just the branch of the cherished franchise that we most want—it’s also…

One Terrifying Night at Beautique, Sex Den to the Real Housewives of New York

On a bustling Saturday night in Manhattan, Ellie Shechet and Madeleine Davies—two diehard Real Housewives of New York fans—went to Beautique, a popular “pickup joint” (according to the Countess herself, LuAnn de Lesseps) and Housewives hotspot. The search for their favorite Bravolebrities sparked a journey of epic…