Reader Email Haiku: Fifty Shades of Grey Edition

The Jezebel inbox receives all sorts of interesting messages, from helpful tips to furious gibberish. Often, the missives strike us as poetic — in the chaos of the mailbag, we can find a sense of peace. As such, we have taken it upon ourselves to let some messages grow into the poetry they are meant to be. And we… » 11/12/12 6:40pm 11/12/12 6:40pm