'I'm Incredibly Close to the Common Woman,' Gwyneth Paltrow Goops

Greetings, fellow human woman, who does all the normal things that that a normal human women does. Gwyneth Paltrow, also a human woman, went on CNNMoney yesterday to talk about her website Goop and how she—again, a human woman—is a lot like you (i.e. human... and a woman). » 3/18/15 10:30am 3/18/15 10:30am

Amy Schumer Looks to Be Enjoying This Broad City Boob Grab 

In this week's Tweet Beat, Amy Schumer gets felt up by the Broad City girls, Ray J. responds to a feud, and everybody should drop everything and go meet up with Jax Taylor at Duke's Malibu. » 2/20/15 7:20pm 2/20/15 7:20pm

Shade Court: Kanye Takes on Kim's 'Broke' Exes and Biden Pulls a Biden

Welcome to Shade Court. In the tradition of this honorable column, I ask that we all take a moment to remember that I'm just trying to do a service here. Not knowing the hell you're talking about isn't cool. Let's begin. » 1/29/15 2:10pm 1/29/15 2:10pm

Kim Kardashian's Ass Shoot Is Helping Ray J Get Paid

The sex tape that launched Kim Kardashian's career, or whatever you want to call it, is still bankrolling Ray J's lifestyle. It's the gift that keeps on giving, really. » 11/18/14 5:15pm 11/18/14 5:15pm

Mama June Let Honey Boo Boo Hang Out with Her Molester Boyfriend

The increasingly upsetting drama involving the family of Honey Boo Boo has gotten worse: Mama June reportedly allowed Honey Boo Boo child to spend time with Mark McDaniel, her boyfriend/ex-boyfriend who is a sex offender. » 10/27/14 10:10am 10/27/14 10:10am

Teairra Mari Is the Best and Worst Part of Love & Hip-Hop Hollywood

VH1 has aired three episodes of Love & Hip-Hop Hollywood. R&B singer Teairra Mari has fought with a person (verbally or physically or via drink-throwing) in all of them. Under reality TV terms and conditions, this makes her the breakout star of the season. Congrats? » 9/30/14 6:00pm 9/30/14 6:00pm

The Iggy Azalea Sex Tape Mess Gets More Disgusting By the Day

The debacle surrounding the alleged Iggy Azalea sex tape is going from bad to worse. Last week the rapper tweeted she didn’t have a tape, then her legal team stated that if the tape did exist, she didn’t know it was filmed and was underaged at the time it was shot. Then her ex-boyfriend Jefe Wine — yes, that’s a… » 9/15/14 10:50am 9/15/14 10:50am

If You're a Black Woman on TV, a Sex Tape Is Never Just a Sex Tape

A new sex tape trailer has emerged featuring VH1’s Love & Hip Hop reality star Mimi Faust. But will her trip into porn with her co-star and boyfriend Nikko Smith lead to a Vogue cover like Kim Kardashian? Probably not. » 4/17/14 3:40pm 4/17/14 3:40pm

2013 Is Over, So Let's Never Hear These Crappy Songs Ever Again

Well, thank goodness. 2013 is finally O-V-E-R. (Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out, 2013!). We can finally start to find the reasons to hate 2014 for all the unholy crap it's about to unleash on us over the next 12 months. » 1/02/14 11:40am 1/02/14 11:40am

Julie Chen Swears She Didn't Get That Nose Job You Assumed She Got

After admitting on The Talk last week to undergoing eye enlargement surgery at the behest of a racist Dayton, Ohio TV studio back in '95, Julie Chen has clarified that she has not had a nose job. Any difference you see above is due to expert contouring, witchcraft and wizardry. » 9/19/13 9:00am 9/19/13 9:00am

Rihanna and Chris Brown Call It Quits Again

This probably won't last much longer than the flattened Zebra Cake in my purse, but Rihanna and Chris Brown have broken up once again, shortly after he was photographed holding the hand of a 22-year-old blonde waitress named Keisha Kimball at Da Club last Saturday. » 4/09/13 9:00am 4/09/13 9:00am

Of Course Rihanna and Chris Brown Spent New Year's Eve in Bed Together

It's 2013! And yet, this is a very 2012 story: the Internet is feeling all Olivia Benson-on-Law & Order: SVU this morning after piecing together with the help of "forensic evidence" that Rihanna and Chris Brown spent the night together on New Year's Eve. By "forensic evidence" I mean Instagram pictures of them… » 1/02/13 9:00am 1/02/13 9:00am

Katy Perry Mourns The Death Of Troubled Ex-Boyfriend Johnny Lewis

The tale of Johnny Lewis, the Sons of Anarchy actor who fell to his death in Los Feliz after murdering his elderly landlord, just keeps getting sadder and crazier. His father Michael was in one of the highest ranks of Scientology, and it's come out that the younger Lewis was trying to kick a serious drug addiction… » 9/28/12 9:00am 9/28/12 9:00am

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively Secretly Got Married in a Cotton Field

My Size Barbie and Ken Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds put on the My Wedding Dream Clothes™ that came in the box with them and stealthily got married on a plantation in South Carolina yesterday. Their friend Bell Sleeves Florence Welch was there to sing in honor of their love, and so—more importantly!—was Hollywood's… » 9/10/12 9:00am 9/10/12 9:00am

Kris Jenner Orchestrated Kim Kardashian And Ray J's Sex Tape, Sez Kris…

You know when you're with someone you're totally into but he can't stop talking about his ex and her family? And it's kind of like "shut up about Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries! You're with me now! Me!" but you don't want to be mean about it? Like, he still won't stop texting you all "Kim used to blah blah blah" and… » 6/21/12 9:00am 6/21/12 9:00am

Pete Campbell Gets It in With Rory Gilmore on the Real

Today in reports of Mad Men stars' IRL fucking, Vincent Kartheiser is reportedly dating Alexis Bledel after she guest starred as one of Pete Campbell's mistresses, if a a kissy flight from JFK to LAX is to be believed. Elisabeth Moss is dating cinematographer Adam Arkapaw, officially moving on after her messy divorce… » 6/19/12 9:00am 6/19/12 9:00am

Without a Trace of Irony, Alanis Morissette Vows to Breastfeed Her Son…

It appears the time has come for every celebrity mother to take sides in the attachment parenting debate. Today Alanis Morissette planted herself firmly in "very attached" territory by saying she still breastfeeds her 16-month-old son Ever and won't stop until he asks her to. She thinks it's going to save her on… » 5/21/12 8:00pm 5/21/12 8:00pm

Bobby Brown's Shit-Talking Sister Says Ray J Gave Whitney a 'Bad Bag'…

Leolah Brown—Bobby Brown's sister and Whitney Houston's former sister-in-law and assistant—went on Dr. Drew's HLN show last night talking all kinds of shit on Ray J and Pat Houston (who is married to Whitney's brother Gary), calling them a "runner boy" and "manipulator" respectively. Making wild accusations, Leolah… » 3/23/12 10:40am 3/23/12 10:40am

Megan Fox and Zoe Saldana Team Up To Swindle Us All

Megan Fox and Zoe Saldana are pairing up for an action-heist movie called Swindle. The plot is being kept secret, but this report claims the project came out of a desire by Meg and Zoe to do a movie together, which is pretty cool. The dudes in Hollywood team up all the time; the chicks, not as much. I'm picturing… » 3/16/12 9:00am 3/16/12 9:00am