10 Crappy Facts About Heaven From The One Person Who Was Actually Raptured Yesterday

Turns out, God loves premature cynicism, absurdity, crippling insecurity masked in mostly bad jokes, and 12 year old boy humor, and thus yesterday at 6 pm, I was sucked by God's Hoover to heaven, just like that radio charlatan predicted. What he didn't predict, however, is how it really is up here. »5/22/11 11:52am5/22/11 11:52am