If you are lucky enough to have financial means and plenty of leisure time and a lack of more pressing responsibilities, you may be able to focus all of your energies on designing your "lifestyle" to your own utmost satisfaction. Congratulations on your good fortune. This does not qualify as a "job." Read on Gawker 10/28/13 12:43pm 10/28/13 12:43pm

72 members of an Administrative Law class at Osgoode Hall Law School in Toronto received an email this morning from an anonymous student who will no longer stand for his/her peers' "peculiar eating disorders," including but not limited to hasty chomping, tuna, and unhealthy chips. "If I weren’t being polite, I would say… Read… 9/18/13 7:00pm 9/18/13 7:00pm

These bourgeois pigs in business class must be purged from our skies. Why let them board an airplane early, free from the desperate urge to jostle for a space in the overhead bin for their sensible leather carry-on just so they can sip mimosas and sneer at the poor, corn syrup-coated plebes seated in zones 2 through 6 … Read… 8/17/13 5:00pm 8/17/13 5:00pm

Poet Rachel Rostad has zeroed in on some inconvenient truths for Harry Potter fans, namely that J.K. Rowling managed to create a fantastical universe crammed full of exotic, magical creatures while still marginalizing and fetishizing people of color. It’s really a stunning achievement, when one considers just how… Read… 4/19/13 9:30am 4/19/13 9:30am

Last week was Fuck You Week, Jezebel's first annual week of desperate emotional cleansing and unhinged psychic purging. But Friday took a turn for the awful and we didn't run our final entries. So we're doing that now. Read… 12/17/12 4:35pm 12/17/12 4:35pm

This is Fuck You Week, Jezebel's first annual week of desperate emotional cleansing and unhinged psychic purging. Read… 12/14/12 10:50am 12/14/12 10:50am

This is Fuck You Week, Jezebel's first annual week of desperate emotional cleansing and unhinged psychic purging. Read… 12/10/12 5:50pm 12/10/12 5:50pm

What the fuck is this fucking bullshit. First of all, they are hideous. Second, I cannot believe this shit is back. Third, when I was a teenage* raver-ish club kid, we took our shoes down to the cobbler and WE MADE OUR OWN platforms (mine were from saddle oxfords, and paired with giant dickies and a T-shirt that looked … Read… 3/21/12 11:40am 3/21/12 11:40am

There are many reasons why I hate St. Patrick's Day: I can't stand parades (I always get trapped in them by accident), organized day-drinking bugs me — I'm an adult, I can get drunk during the day whenever I want — and green isn't my color. But my biggest issue with St. Patty's (oh, and I also hate when people call it… Read… 3/16/12 6:30pm 3/16/12 6:30pm

When this father discovered his daughter's bratty rant about him on Facebook, he decided to make a rant of his own. The only difference is his (which he thankfully decided to videotape) ended with him shooting a round of hollow-point bullets into his entitled kid's laptop to ensure that she doesn't do it again.… Discuss… 2/10/12 10:20am 2/10/12 10:20am

"The enormity of their flat brain, the enormity of their stupidity is just overwhelming." Read… 2/08/12 3:40pm 2/08/12 3:40pm

Two big things jumped out at me when I saw Vanity Fair's new June cover. The Katy Perry profile is cover-teased as, "There's Even More Than Meets The Eye!" but, I must admit, what I saw first was her ample Meets The Eye. And then there was the Hillary Clinton cover line. "HILLARY CLINTON'S THIRD ACT: DEALING WITH OBAMA,… Read… 5/12/11 5:20pm 5/12/11 5:20pm

Reader Becky Sayers writes, "I found this on 10 yr old [daughter] Eliza's bulletin board this morning in her room— when I asked her about it, she said it was an "editorial" she wrote last night after looking at the miniboden children's clothing catalog." With permission from both mother and daughter, we happily share this… Read… 4/21/11 2:48pm 4/21/11 2:48pm