Yesterday, a federal judge overturned the state of California's ban on foie gras. Great news, for assholes. » 1/08/15 11:21am 1/08/15 11:21am

My mother is untrainable. At least, as far as voicemail is concerned. We'd repeat the same song and dance over and over. Me: Stop leaving me voicemails. Her: I don't understand. This went on for years, until I figured out she was right all along. » 10/14/14 11:28am 10/14/14 11:28am

What kind of car is a "chick car?" A small roadster? A little coupe? A big SUV? No. Those answers are all wrong. No cars are chick cars. It's an unfair, sexist label that only serves to alienate and disenfranchise and it needs to go away. Now. » 9/05/14 12:08pm 9/05/14 12:08pm

The auto industry is constantly trying to capitalize on the next big "target market." Seeing as female buyers influence more than 80% of carbuying decisions, dealers and automakers are trying figure out what makes them tick, but it is really not that complicated. » 8/21/14 3:37pm 8/21/14 3:37pm

The normally chirpy Greg Gutfeld must be on his period or something. Why else would his oversensitive, emotions-governed male brain interpret angry female reaction to a Supreme Court ruling on Hobby Lobby as "hysterical" or "shrieking"? » 7/02/14 2:45pm 7/02/14 2:45pm

Chris Gethard (Broad City, Conan, The Office) made a charming little video rant taking on one of the internet's sweatiest armpits: the bitter, woman-hating, misplaced rage factory known as the "Manosphere." Gethard manages to address those baby toads with a lot more patience and compassion than I could manage (perhaps… » 6/12/14 7:00pm 6/12/14 7:00pm

A news anchor in South Dakota launched into an outstanding tirade against viewers who were complaining about a television show being interrupted for coverage of a tornado. » 5/13/14 9:30pm 5/13/14 9:30pm

Cosmopolitan Magazine is a popular woman's magazine that's known for employing sex columnists who are aliens and only understand human mating behavior through crudely-translated text descriptions sent by space-fax. That's why no one should be shocked at the content of their guide to sex in cars. But you'll be a… » 3/25/14 2:29pm 3/25/14 2:29pm

You already knew that Animal Planet had a way of distorting reality. They present documentaries about the existence of mermaids and Bigfoot and only barely acknowledge that it's all nonsense. But now evidence is mounting that some of the shows they air actually harm animals. » 3/24/14 9:10pm 3/24/14 9:10pm

Oh dear. You know that time you flipped by A&E's mega-hit Duck Dynasty and thought, just for second, oh hey maybe I should check this out and the barely made it through 30 seconds before flipping back to Chopped? Yeah, you probably made the right call. » 12/18/13 9:30pm 12/18/13 9:30pm

Oh good news, ladies. There's a man who thinks we don't belong in sports! And not just that! We should just shut the fuck up about it, period because we're just ruining it for all the men! » 11/09/13 4:44pm 11/09/13 4:44pm

If you are lucky enough to have financial means and plenty of leisure time and a lack of more pressing responsibilities, you may be able to focus all of your energies on designing your "lifestyle" to your own utmost satisfaction. Congratulations on your good fortune. This does not qualify as a "job." » 10/28/13 12:43pm 10/28/13 12:43pm