Cosmo's Guide To Sex In Cars Actually Ruins Having Sex In Cars

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Cosmopolitan Magazine is a popular woman's magazine that's known for employing sex columnists who are aliens and only understand human mating behavior through crudely-translated text descriptions sent by space-fax. That's why no one should be shocked at the content of their guide to sex in cars. But you'll be a little … » 3/25/14 2:29pm 3/25/14 2:29pm

More Reasons To Stop Watching Animal Planet

You already knew that Animal Planet had a way of distorting reality. They present documentaries about the existence of mermaids and Bigfoot and only barely acknowledge that it's all nonsense. But now evidence is mounting that some of the shows they air actually harm animals. » 3/24/14 9:10pm 3/24/14 9:10pm

Idiot Sportscaster Tells Women They Don't Belong In Sports

Oh good news, ladies. There's a man who thinks we don't belong in sports! And not just that! We should just shut the fuck up about it, period because we're just ruining it for all the men! » 11/09/13 4:44pm 11/09/13 4:44pm

Read This Law Student's Completely Bonkers Email About Snacks

72 members of an Administrative Law class at Osgoode Hall Law School in Toronto received an email this morning from an anonymous student who will no longer stand for his/her peers' "peculiar eating disorders," including but not limited to hasty chomping, tuna, and unhealthy chips. "If I weren’t being polite, I would say… » 9/18/13 7:00pm 9/18/13 7:00pm

In-Flight Wealth Disparity Is Hastening America’s Cultural Revolution

These bourgeois pigs in business class must be purged from our skies. Why let them board an airplane early, free from the desperate urge to jostle for a space in the overhead bin for their sensible leather carry-on just so they can sip mimosas and sneer at the poor, corn syrup-coated plebes seated in zones 2 through 6… » 8/17/13 5:00pm 8/17/13 5:00pm

Boy Bands and Sexism: Can We Stop Hating Teenage Girls?

GQ recently published an article about One Direction. There's been a lot of angry reactions to the article for a number of reasons, but what I'm interested in is the fact that the article is grossly misogynistic. It objectifies One Direction fans and reduces them to their perceived sexual interest in the band. » 8/01/13 10:05pm 8/01/13 10:05pm

How (Not) To Talk To A Woman Who Likes Cars

Something about saying "I play with cars!" tends to flip the derp switch in a large number of the guys I meet. Call me picky, but I don't really enjoy hanging out with someone who's reverted back to their twelve-year-old drooling self. So, if you like someone who happens to be into cars and happens to have ovaries,… » 7/23/13 4:25pm 7/23/13 4:25pm

Imprison the Royal Family and Abolish the Monarchy

As the world waits with bated breath for the emergence of the latest—and cutest—member of the British Royal Family, allow us to put forth a gentle reminder: In a just world, this innocent child would be going up for adoption, since its family would have been imprisoned for crimes against humanity. » 7/22/13 5:50pm 7/22/13 5:50pm

J.K. Rowling Taken to Task for Fetishizing Asian Women in Harry Potter

Poet Rachel Rostad has zeroed in on some inconvenient truths for Harry Potter fans, namely that J.K. Rowling managed to create a fantastical universe crammed full of exotic, magical creatures while still marginalizing and fetishizing people of color. It’s really a stunning achievement, when one considers just how… » 4/19/13 9:30am 4/19/13 9:30am

Death to Chivalry, Long Live Politeness!

Should we give chivalry another chance? No thanks. Chivalry is an archaic term that is only necessary if you think women are fragile posies who must be protected by self-proclaimed knights in shining armor. Letting go of the sexist word doesn't mean men shouldn't be polite and respectful, obviously. It means that… » 12/11/12 1:50pm 12/11/12 1:50pm